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In my life, I have chased, caught, and played with many Pussies. However, my
latest is, The Best!!.........
Now I know; all Women; think their Pussies are the BEST, and some Men for
that matter, for those that have one. And, I'm sure they all are special in there own way. However, if you would indulge me for a minute, I will explain why this particular Pussy is the BEST.
For 14 days straight now; I have pursued her. I've intereacted with her; talking
to her, in my most enticing, and endearing voice. I have offered her free dinner,gifts,
a warm bed!  ........ All to no avail!!..................  I can only observe her;
as she chooses another Cock. However I have noticed, her sexual perferance has no boundaries.......... 
I'm ashamed to admit it; as of late I have even resorted to the most horrible
tactics, to persuade her, to be mine...... I have tried to drug her!..................... 
I know, I know !... you, with your own special Pussy; how horrible and deceiving
'can I be?! and, I empathizie ! but, what can I say ,I'm desperate!!.......I must have this Pussy !!!
Because;......If I Don't capture this pussy cat ASAP!.........I'm afraid my yard may
become birdless very soon!.................  What did ya think I was talkin about!
Gotta go, I'm outta cat nip...........  Hof
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hpylady
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Jan 8 @ 6:29PM
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When you catch it .. be nice to it .. ok?? 
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Winnie4010
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Jan 8 @ 6:40PM
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Yeah, make sure you pet it and all that good stuff
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LoveME10der2005
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Jan 8 @ 7:14PM
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....you, are SO bad, Sir!! 
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suthrn_belle
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Jan 8 @ 7:51PM
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[QUOTE]For 14 days straight now; I have pursued her. I've intereacted with her; talking
to her, in my most enticing, and endearing voice. I have offered her free dinner,gifts,
a warm bed! ........ All to no avail!!..................
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UnicornLover1962
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Jan 9 @ 6:56AM
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oh my freaking word! i should have KNOWN there was a catch...but hell, my minds been in the gutter for decades...even got it's own chair and tv down there...lol!
thankies for the laugh!
mel
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DaisyMae420
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Jan 9 @ 11:54PM
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If it's pussy you want you are welcome to mine. I have several I could be convinced to part with, one has limitless hair all soft and warm, the other two are a little worse for the wear but will purr quite nicely when heavy petting is involved.
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