They give us National Merit scholars everything but free sex posted 1/30/2009 4:36:40 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, school, oklahoma, humor

soonersoccer

I'm a 21-year-old college student and National Merit Scholar at OU. My scholarship gives me all sorts of shit I don't deserve. I got a check for $625 today, even though I have a 2.8 gpa in a shitty major. I have used my scholarship to get out of speeding tickets, to get free food, to get early enrollment for classes. Basically, it gives me everything a college student could ask for-- except for sex. Ever since my girlfriend and I broke up last spring, I haven't gotten any, so now I'm f***ing horny.

So, any ladies up for making my scholarship even more valuable? I think OU will be able to attract any student they want out of high school if they can vouch for the fact that their scholarship gets the guys free pussy.

Let me know if you're interested in having a good time with me. And if you want more than just sex, I know stuff, so we could have a conversation or something too.

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