As I'm sure all of the guys on this site know (and perhaps some of the girls), there are a ton fo people on here who pretend to be a real person and/or a nymphomaniac. They send us messages, post comments or topics or blogs or whatever and try to convinve us that they want to meet us/email us/have sex with us, only to end up sending us advertisements for various dating websites.
I'm too drunk right now to get into a discussion of Alan Turing, Mathematics, Philosophy, and Artificial Intelligence, but the short version of the story is that a turing test is a test used to figure out whether or not a given "machine" is human or not. This is your Turing test. I want everyone who reads this to convince me that he/she is a person not a computer (or person trying to lure me into going to another website). How you do that is up to you.
As an incentive to anyone who passes the test by convincing me that they are real, if you're a woman with low standards in my area, I'll have sex with you. If you're a woman with high standards in my area, I'll offer to have sex with you, but you'll probably turn me down. If you're a woman who lives far away from me, I'll offer to have sex with you on the condition that you come here. If you're a guy, I won't have sex with you, but I will acknowledge your existence and let you sleep wit the women that have too high of standards to let me f*** them. If you're a computer, you should probably go to IMB or the government or somewhere and sell yourself for a lot of money. I would offer to have sex with you, but I don't think most computers have vaginas.
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bardnsage
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Jan 31 @ 10:33PM
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Why the phuck would I try to convince you of anything? You don't offer me a damn thing to prove it. And except for the fact that I love handing over rated merit scholars their logical asses with words that aren't spelled correctly,,, I can't even figure out why the phuck I'm writing this.
I don't want to know where you are,,,, who your are,,, and I damn sure don't want to have sex with you. And since I have my own money,,,, I don't need any of that either.
There,,,, am I real,,,,, or am I Memorex? (if you don't get this reference, you are also wet behind the ears.)
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soonersoccer
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Feb 1 @ 2:52AM
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Haha, very funny mate. Clearly you're not a real person in that you're not a guy looking to meet chicks on here. You're not a computer either. I guess you're just another asshole like me trying to act funny and "ph"uck with people online. I hope you enjoyed spouting your fake anger at me; I certainly enjoyed reading it.
Peace
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