In the miracles never cease department, I read a blog tonight from a married man who wants to have extra-marital sex to keep him happy during this economic recession. I can see it now... "Hey baby, I wanna bone you tonight so I won't feel so depressed about my stock portfolio taking a hit this week."
"Mmmm... this feels better than my 401K right about now."
Someone told me today, divorce is at an all time low. It seems people cannot take such a financial hit in the market, house prices are dropping, attorneys fees are up.
Maybe extra-marital affairs are on the rise too... because it's cheaper to keep her!
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KnittinKitten
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Jan 31 @ 8:35PM
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Chat:
I'm laughing, because, in addition to those regular "pick up lines" I often get, today I got a simple one liner...
He just said, "How do you feel about a 1 nite stand? We could have lots of fun."
After I stopped laughing, I replied, "Not with YOU, you're only 19, little boy.".....blocked him and went on reading my mail.
Most of those are not quite so graphic.....They usually write 2 or 3 messages before they get down to the specifics...   
KK
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luneib
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Jan 31 @ 9:03PM
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I read that guy's blog, he had contacted me a ton of times, never getting anywhere of course lol. I would write him how wrong it was to have extra marital affairs, it's just not fair to his wife. Think of all the lovely diseases he could bring home to her, condoms are not foolproof, he could get HPV even if he used a condom. Why be married if you are going to do that? Yes exercise if good for stress, but join a freaking gym. 
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Blueschic
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Jan 31 @ 10:12PM
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After reading this I checked out nicegents profile. It says the same thing but also says that the Mrs. also cheats on him. Hummmm. Seems that it's a family thing. If you read his writing you can plainly see that his command of the English language leaves a bit to be desired. Maybe he thinks that in our culture it is acceptable, or at least acceptable if it is kept a secret. Makes me wonder how others view us.
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