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Oh not another....geeze!

posted 2/4/2009 7:38:33 PM |

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1frantastic

I get soooo sick of these scam e-mails and just report them and then delete...but could not help myself and so....thus did reply....Ya think he will understand???lol....Well enjoy my reply anyway.....

subject:"re: Haev you ever been told how beautiful u re??"

my reply:
Haev ya evr ben tole how phoney ya are? Cos ewe really don no English language nor how to spelle it. I kno ya said I cann ad ya to yahoo...but since ya haev a Phd in BS, ya might want to seek someone closer to da state ya say ya reside within....by da way...nice pic ya stole..recken he appreciates ya using it?

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mik48	Feb 4 @ 7:43PM
	It's so obvious it gets funny at times doesn't it. I average about three a day, and laugh every time. I had one this morning that started off as a woman and then ended up talking about being a man. I was so confused by the end of the email that I darn near barfed up a lung with my snort of derision. My favourites are the ones that say they are from one place, their email address if from another and they want a relationship within a hundred miles of some other place and none of them are within a thousand miles of each other.LOL! Hugs Michael

butterfly943	Feb 4 @ 7:46PM
	Well heres mine Hi Am Henry and am new on this site but am not here for date or either,am a lonely young boy that lack parental care cos my parent died in auto accident a long time ago and despite the fact that my parent left me with a lot to inherit from them when they pass away but my uncle ( my dad's big brother) has cheated me on all this and has neglected me to fight for a living on my own and i felt like am alone on the earth but i really want someone that can give me my life back to me that can let me realize that there is still love on this earth so as i was going tru the site i saw your pics and i decided to mail you cos my instinct tells me you are a caring person and i want you to be my guardian here is my yahoo i.d xxxxxx@yahoo.com you can mail me or add me to your yahoo or msn messenger so i can tell you more about my life and i get to know you better o.k.hope to hear from you soon o.k and i will be glad tho send you my pics too Henry

pinkypaula2	Feb 4 @ 8:23PM
	good for you fran, butterfly im sure i got that same one on myspace

sybnann	Feb 4 @ 8:25PM
	All this cracks me up, but I would like to add that it makes me laugh out loud also when I see a note to me saying that he hopes we can "get to know ourselves better!" Gee, I would be afraid to ask...........lol

bardnsage	Feb 4 @ 8:30PM
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IB4U	Feb 4 @ 9:19PM
	Dang, Fran there you go cutting me down again

Jacksonboy	Feb 4 @ 9:21PM
	Look the scammers have to make a living too. You don't want he\she\it on welfare now do you?

kywonder	Feb 4 @ 9:54PM
	Well I for one am glad that they are leaving me alone and bothering someone else. Although some of them can be downright hilarious. I like to take them for a ride and build their hopes up and then tell them I have turned them in to the authorities. Watching them beg is fun too.

grayson_calif	Feb 4 @ 10:06PM
	Your blog made me how with laughter! Idiots who send email that's loaded with misspelled words, idiot grammar, the works! I fire back at them, then tell them I have blocked them...hee hee hee

KnittinKitten	Feb 4 @ 11:26PM
	Hey Butterfly: I got the letter from "lonely Henry", too. But, he didn't put all that stuff about being an orphan in there, so I thought maybe he might just be a lonely 20 year old. I was very polite when I told him that I could not be his guardian. I bet these letters are gonna increase as we get nearer to Valentines Day. They figure we "lonely women" might be desperate and latch onto them... frantastic: That was a great message you created. I probably would not have had the patience to do it. Ya got a kudo coming!. KK

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