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posted 2/9/2009 8:07:54 PM |
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  BandTMom

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He
gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says:
'I went by your grandma's house today and
I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at
the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
'I'll tell you something else, boy,
your grandma liked it!'
At this point the biker stands up,
takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....................
'Grandpa;........ Go home! You're drunk.'

It is my sincere wish that this brings a smile to the faces of all MDers.

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Comments:
kywonder

Feb 9 @ 8:14PM  
Oh that is too funny Mom. Not how I expected to see it end., which made it all that more funny. Thanks for sharing the laugh.
unionman154

Feb 9 @ 8:15PM  
What a lame joke.
Winnie4010

Feb 9 @ 8:17PM  
Union ...leave Mom alone

It was pretty lame though, but I loves ya Mom
BandTMom

Feb 9 @ 8:24PM  
Union, you better have left me a kudo.
Angel178

Feb 9 @ 8:30PM  
MrPaul

Feb 9 @ 8:46PM  
Mom I liked it A kudo for you
IB4U

Feb 9 @ 8:57PM  


Not quite the ending I was expecting....Thank you for posting
ANGRY_MUPPET

Feb 9 @ 9:10PM  
i'll give ya a kudo

thanks for the laugh.,.,i needed it
missliss78

Feb 10 @ 12:40AM  


Honestly, now Mom...I don't usually slow down to read jokes, but since YOU posted one, I had to read it. And it was funny!
SOAK_EM

Feb 10 @ 2:24AM  
What are we going to do about it?
posted 1/30/2009 11:16:35 PM |
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BandTMom

It seems Blogland is full of trailer trash.

Jokes.

Copy & paste post.

Does anyone here have an original idea or thought?

Just once, I'd like to see a day when everyone wrote their own original material and thoughts and quit posting things they got from someone else.

I challenge you. Show that you have a brain.

So it's OK if you do it?

CPUfan

Feb 10 @ 8:01AM  
And none of these bikers knew Grandpa? Don't they watch the Munsters??

Here's an Irish joke by Les Dawson: an Irishman and his wife are driving along the sidewalk after a visit to town, weaving through the shoppers...

The attention of 3 police squad cars is quickly attracted... They stop the car without difficulty, as the Irishman is driving in reverse since the arrival of the police, shunting three shopping carts along...

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" Yells the first cop.

"We're just on our way home", answers the driver.

"Licence, registration and insurance please..." the cop demands.

"He doesn't have any of those things," shouts the Irishman's wife... "He failed the optician's test..."

Now the cop is starting to look mean.

"You have no licence, registration or insurance... your eyesight isn't fit for driving... and you were reversing along the sidewalk??"

"No I wasn't" the Irishman objects.

"Oh yes you bloody well were..." Insists the policeman.

At that point the Irishman's wife leans over and says "It's no use arguing with him when he's had a few drinks..."

SpiritOrnery

Feb 11 @ 1:02PM  
Hm, another truth or dare, Mom?
daisy315

Jun 10 @ 6:02AM  
I think I had this conversation one night with my real father at the Silver Fox
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