Um, I am having a fight with.... posted 2/9/2009 10:45:55 PM | 7 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor, get over it

SpiritOrnery

...Myself.

Beep...

Geez, I hate this. Why does that crap happen to me? Can you fix it, PLEASE? Or fix my reaction to it? Ok, alRIGHT! I will go see to it MYSELF!

Yeah, you better

Shut UP, you whiny bitch. Where is that much vaunted PATIENCE you keep claiming to have?

Must of left it in bed when I got up this morning...

Yeah, SURE! EXCUSES, excuses. I don't wanna HEAR it anymore. It is really getting on my nerves listening to you whine. Can.YOU.Get.OVER.It? Uh, Like. NOW?

FU! I will whine if I want to. Come on, I have pain today, give me a break.

Another EXCUSE! Can you AT LEAST come up with one I have not HEARD yet? Something more original.

Uh, then how about I am tired and worried about Kat. Oh and still pissed at Jack for the neglect of his poor Kat.

Oh, yeah, I did forget about that a bit. At least we now know he is alive.

Yeah, but for how long? If Jack comes and gets him, he is probably gonna be the death of that poor cat. And then what? God, I may kill that sonuva bitch if he lets poor Kat die. I hate you, Jack. Motherfkr. May you rot in hell.

There, you happy now? I am no longer whining. I am now making insane threats and cursing people on the internet.

Well, crap, I am sorry, I did not mean to make you look at why you were being whiney. Hunh...who'd have known that whiney crap was because you felt worry? Gee, sorry for reminding you.

Yeah, well sorry for being such a shit lately. I am sorry I let him come back. My mistake. I should have known, once a liar, always a liar. Why do I always do that? Trust fools?

You're asking ME? WTF? I am just as bad as you...uh, hm...uh, I AM you, uh...me...um, well, you know what I am saying. Anyway, I agreed to it when YOU got the bright idea to 'reward' him for rescuing you during Ike.

Yeah, well do me a favor. Next time, ARGUE with me, um, us...hm...raise hell, ok? Kick me, um, us in the ass next brainy idea I get. Hm, maybe I should rethink this other recent idea I had.

Oh, I think this other idea is grand. THIS one has GOD inside!

Yeah! That's right! I forgot! Yes, there is hope for a good outcome. And don't you screw it up with your big mouth. FRIENDS, only, you damned fool.

MY big mouth? Um, it ain't the mouth we have to worry about. Talk to the pirana down there. Maybe if we work out seven days a week we will get past the temptation.

Hmmmm, that is a good idea. And NO DANCING.

I will if I want.

Ok, FINE! Then make sure the friggin door is closed when you are doing it. Otherwise I know you are still screwing stuff up for us and I will take measures. I will sic the BIG guy on ya.

Ok, I agree with that! And don't you forget it! I totally expect me to hold me accountable!

Shake on it!

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