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hofs 3rd. Annual "Pubic Hair Style" Report

posted 2/15/2009 7:22:46 PM |
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It's hard to believe its already been a year! As you may recall, from my 2008 Blog. My Pub hair style of choice then, was tight and close The "Obama".......Although, I must admit; I did not maintain this style for very long .. ......Too much time, and work involved considering; my Pubs were exposed very little in 2008 for public viewing, and appreciation, since I did'nt belong to a Nudist or a porn site...........

So.. my pubies grew back out, and I decided if I did'nt want the 2007 style; the "Link" (afro) I , I needed to stop applying hair conditioner to my Pubes.The result was, straight pubic hairs with a little body... This is the style I kept for the remainder of 2008,and I only needed to 'trim" em once, about every two weeks, alot less than the "Obama" style!! ... However, the other day I studied my Pubic Hairs, in the full length mirror,and decided its time for a change , after all this is 2009 !

My 2009 pubic hair style was/is done with loads of love; .............A Valentines theme......

The first thing I did was: Apply red food coloring to my Pubes, geeze,were they RED!! I then made a template, of a heart that would fit perfectly on my red pubes . I placed the template on my pubes and commenced crafting my Heart of pubic hair. When I was finished...I was quite pleased!....with the exception of the White Elephant trunk ,hanging out of the bottom,.....I tried to show my Pubic Heart to any, and everybody on Valentines day, I was soooo proud!! Unfortunately, I had very few takers....and like any artist; that made me sad .....So not to; imprison my Heart.......before I shaved it ( I now have a "Barkley", ie BALD) I placed photos and music on u tube. You can see it, if you like at the following link

hhtp//; wwwyoutubepubichairlink.notachance.gotya!
...have a greatweek!

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Comments:
suzzieq356

Feb 15 @ 7:43PM  
Well Hof...UMMM ...You sexy beast! I luv ya!!!!
here4yoo

Feb 15 @ 7:45PM  
Well, I ain't going to the link, from from the sound of it, Hoft, you're going to drive the women to gooey heights they have never before reached in their entire lives..

Dust off your mailbox and gird your loins, Hoft, because you're about to be inundated by a veritable Niagara Falls of invitations from women all over the world offering you theirs, and their sisters', naked bodies.

I don't know HOW they can resist.
suthrn_belle

Feb 15 @ 8:31PM  


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rmfb1ixLgM
Fr8rain

Feb 15 @ 8:34PM  
missliss78

Feb 15 @ 8:51PM  


I very well remember the blog about using the hair conditioner.
Yeah, too bad you couldn't post pics You could have cropped a photo so you could have posted the "valentine" picture here.
1frantastic

Feb 15 @ 9:01PM  
What??? no pic to prove it???? awwww you just tease us......
kywonder

Feb 15 @ 9:49PM  
Hilarious, downright hilarious.
DaisyMae420

Feb 19 @ 9:50PM  
Ok....I had to put on my glasses to see everything and then get out the magnifying glass...you really should have warned me. The art critic in me would like to compliment your creative use of raw materials....I suspect you’d consider yourself to be a minimalist….yes?


I’m more of a hands on person myself…I like to handle the artwork…touch it and get a sense of where the artist is coming from with his creation.
KAOS2007

Feb 20 @ 4:35PM  
Pictures or it isn't true.
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hofs 3rd. Annual "Pubic Hair Style" Report