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posted 2/22/2009 7:34:14 PM |
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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember..... you've been listening to your I-pod!!

The following is a funny and true story shared by KC Williams who teaches Government at Santa Fe High School. In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States. It was pretty simple: The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. KC and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?!

And someday she'll vote!

Enjoy your week, everyone!

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Comments:
misschief

Feb 22 @ 7:44PM  
Classic
HUGS4UANDME

Feb 22 @ 9:31PM  
funny ...........................hehehe ty
pinkypaula2

Feb 22 @ 9:45PM  
soooo funny
summerbreeze916

Feb 22 @ 10:38PM  
These were hilarious! I almost choked on the first one...............

Thanks for sharing, WSOR........ We can never laugh too much.......
butterfly943

Feb 22 @ 11:35PM  
Sheryll861

Feb 23 @ 11:10AM  
Very funny..... Okay off topic....... what is that picture of you have for your profile today?
carefull

Feb 23 @ 11:16PM  
Thanks for the funnys today, I laughed really hard!!!!!
I got that just in time for a not to good a day LOL
Kaylajudy

Feb 26 @ 2:49PM  
Very good! I really needed a good laugh today!
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