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Are You Going to Finish Strong???? Best Drunk Story of the month

posted 3/6/2009 10:48:12 AM |
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Many of us spend our whole lives running from feeling with the mistaken belief that you can not bear the pain. But you have already borne the pain. What you have not done is feel all you are beyond that pain. -- Kahlil Gibran

My good friend in DuBois sent me the following link. Sammie, thank you for always sending me inspiration.. this story was wonderful.. and I warn all of you, please have your tissues ready.. this man will touch your heart, but you will come away with a much better understanding that your life is sooo much better than you think, and what really does matter is not all the fancy things in life (material possession or fame or recognition and self importance).. what matters is that we should love our lives always.

Finish Strong

This weekend is going to be in the high 50's and low 60's (and yes, there will be rain.. but so what..???) .. get out and enjoy the gift you are given with each day of your life.

And for gramps:

THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
'I went by your grandma's house today and saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and
would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
the best I ever had!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa;.......Go home!
You're drunk.' . .





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Comments:
teacuppoms

Mar 6 @ 11:03AM  
summerbreeze916

Mar 7 @ 9:43AM  
Oh, luvs. You warned me to have a box of tissues handy. Well.......make that two boxes. What an inspiration Nick is!

I love living life.............I am happy.

Great share, luvs. Thank you for this.
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