$1,000.00

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one
year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans
for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about
900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22
gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!