**SINGLE LIFE** PT 1 of 3 posted 3/13/2009 7:52:22 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

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Im a single woman....and i just want to tell you some about my single life...

Everyday I get up...make coffee...and join all my friends to have coffee...I just dont get it...when they talk..I always listen..but when I talk..they just ignore me...So I hit the button and turned them off..they sure were rude......

So I pushed a button and I turned them off...and went to get dressed to go outside.

Then I get dressed....go outside...its beautiful today...the grass is only 3' tall and my Cow Pony Sara the horse died this year so....that means my weedeater is broke...permanantly...

So I guess I'll have to shop for another one...

I go to feed the dogs, the cats..and the resident skunk that has moved into my barn....yuck...

I would get rid of the skunk, but I have never killed anything bigger than an ant.. so....what do ya do? Ugg. single girls in the country..LOL

Thats mans work..I'll make him cookies to honor his brave hunting and disposal of my resident skunk...I make the best ever chocolate chip cookies...Thank God for men....

Ive been looking for a man for awhile now...How long do skunks live?

Someone told me that if I catch him by his tail..he cant squirt me...I keep trying to catch him...fast little devil..but one day...I will prevail!!!!! I may need to get those guys to come over and show me how its done...I wonder why they were laughing so hard when we talked about all this?? Those guys are really weird.

Not sure what to do about the skunk...but Ive been pondering this for at least a month now...I guess sooner or later I'll come up with a plan.....Where is that man????

Skunks...uggg

I was checking fence..and low and behold...the calves have broke through the fence...Wow..what a mess...calves over here, their Mommas over there...my ponies in all the wrong pastures...uggg...time to sort...

So I trap the calves by the round pen....they tear out...like crazy maniacs and rip apart the gate...and get their heads stuck in a panel...moving the entire round pen out of position...

Gee...I really didnt expect to do all this stuff this morning...

All I want is to be done so I can go in the house and have another cup of coffee... I do love coffee..

I finally get eveything where it belongs...all by myself...ever tried to sort all those animals alone? Its sucks...I thought this was mans work.??? Where is that man??? Single life..uggg

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PART 2 - MARKED PART 2-POSTED MARCH 12, 2009 2:00P.M.

PART 3 - MARKED CONT. POSTED MARCH 12, 2009 5:12P.M.

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