Hello women....i want to tell you something i have learned about men...
Men are actually very easy to understand...
They are very easy to please...
You feed them...pet them....have sex with them..support their endevors....theyre happy!
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
When man goes into cave (he wont speak to you)...he is analyzing information...processing...
We women talk so fast...so they need to process all we have said..
We jump from one subject to another without warning..
This boggles a mans mind...
They say things like .....
"How did we get here when we were just over there?"
They need time to process!
So if your man goes into his cave....(silence)
Leave him alone...DO NOT GO TO CAVE!!!!!
There is a firebreathing dragon in there and you will get burned..
Give him time...he will eventually come out to play another day!
Though we hope it will only take an hour or two...and at times thats all thats needed.
Then all will be well again..
We have no idea whats going on in that cave....
If he comes out in a serious mood....
Run!!!! Bad news is coming..
If he comes out of the cave..and hes happy....
Cool!! Have fun....
Oh yea....never ever ask what he did in his cave...if you ask..he wont tell you.....if you say nothing.. .. he will eventually talk with you about it..if it involves you..
I equate it to the little club house when we were young...the one that said over the door...
"Boys only....No girls!!"
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Timber52
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Mar 14 @ 5:54AM
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Cute!! But you know us girls.. we always want in that cave!! 
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ttomtarr
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Mar 14 @ 10:27AM
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 Excellent advice ! ! ! ! ! !
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Tunes4u
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Mar 14 @ 2:26PM
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And you are alone.....why? 
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PrettyGreenEyes578
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Mar 14 @ 2:33PM
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If women took the time to understand men and how they are wired and what it takes to make them happy, there would be a lot less drama in relationships.
I will not violate any inhabitant while he is in his cave.
Actually, it sounds like a stellar idea. Beats the heck out of the "take me away Calgon" chit.
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sjdw44055
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Mar 16 @ 10:24PM
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The sign near my front door has two sides, it hangs on a cord and can be turned to one quote or the other.
The first quote is "Kiss the Cook", the other, "Don't Poke the Bear". It hung in my grand mother's home until she passed a few years back. I remember asking her what they meant.
She said the first is with out explanation. The Bear reference was though, about my grand father, and he would flip it on those days when life was a little harder than it should have been.
At least everyone got warning.
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