Sunday Evening Laughs posted 3/15/2009 9:13:32 PM | 5 kudos what's this?     report abuse

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Greetings one & all in MD Land. Here is a little humor to hopefully brighten up the night a bit. 54 degrees here today, & lower 60's expected for tomorrow & Tuesday. Could this be a sign that Spring may FINALLY be getting here?? I'm almost afraid to think so, for fear of yet another surprise snowstorm or something. Enjoy your week ahead, & remember to spread kindness & good deeds whenever you can. The smallest of actions can have gigantic impacts.
*HUGS & FOOTRUBS* ladies... *HANDSHAKES* guys..

A Woman's Gift

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a TON of shit."

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A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains
without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.
She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge
and a dull gray dress. There is a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie..You know how I
work....You have three wishes.' 'I'm not falling for this.' said the cowboy... 'I'm not going to trust a FEMA genie.' 'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyway!' The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. 'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen
and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. 'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.' 'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare gold coins and precious gems. 'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!' After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'
***POOF***
He was turned into a tampon. Moral of the story? If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached!!

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