Top of the morning to you and Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Here's a little joke just fitting for today. This joke is not about anybody here................unless, of course, it was written about you.
Two Women were sitting next to each at the bar
After awhile, one looks at the other and says,
'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .'
The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!'
The first one says, 'So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?
The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'
The first one responds, 'So, am I. Sure and what street did you live on in Dublin ?'
The other woman says, 'A lovely little area it was.
I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.' The first one says, 'Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I!
And to what school would you have been going?'
The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course.'
The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, What year did you graduate?'
The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964
The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!
I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight!
Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!'
About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer. (No.........Not me.........Name is spelled differently.........geez)
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Vicky asks, ' Why do you say that, Brian?'
Brian answers,
'The McLaughlin twins are drunk again.'
Once again........Happy St. Patrick's Day to yall.....
Have a great day and may the sun kiss you all over.........but don't get sunburned ALL over!
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