Be sure to load this song before reading my blog..Its a great song..It will make you happy!! And it will entertain you while you read!
HERE COMES THE SUN
Well........it was so beautiful today..The sun was out..Why I even wore shorts today...I thought of this happy song!!! 
Its time to clean out the garage and get ready for the great big huge garage sale coming in June.
I live way out here in the country, so in order to get the 'garage salers' out here..we must tempt them with house after house of goods..So the whole neighborhood has a massive garage sale at the same time...Whew..its going to be alot of work..
As usual...as soon as I think my life is going one way....it makes a hard right and now Im going a different direction!
Im ready for some stability.... 
Is anyone out there enjoying a 'stable' life..One that you can predict and know it wont change in a day or two?  Ah..I see that Im not alone in this 'condition'.
I may have lost one of my best friends the other day...so sad that was.....work is slowing down..my legs are way to white for these shorts Im wearing today..but heck..Im not going anywhere anyway...
Has anyone out there ever eaten 'Blood Oranges'? They are red like blood inside, but taste just like an orange....weird..but they taste good..
My mother gave me alot of lemons...I think I will make them into fresh Lemon Meringue Pie...I have an excellent receipie....I know some friends that love Lemon Pie, so I will invite them over for Pie and coffee...
I am an excellent cook...I can cook just about anything from desserts to gourmet food..
I also bought a bunch of bananas...Making homemade banana bread with nuts and raisins with them...Good stuff.!!!!.
I am an excellent cook..I can cook just about anything...From fine deserts to fine gourmet dinners...
I am taking applications for a new boyfriend/husband..Just fill it out and send it to me...Thank you!
My weedeater died this year...That would be my horse, Sara...and my lawn looks like a green sunami....
Im going to need a Handsome Brave Knight to help me tame the wildlands here on my little farm.. (I just love romance!)
Any takers? Im taking applications...right now..
Soon I will 'tame the land' and it will put forth healthy food for me and my ???..and my??? Well..me anyway... 
I think I will plant tomatoes, several varieties...some for eating some for canning, , corn, black eyed peas, bush green beans, zuccini and yellow crookneck, pumpkins...and canteloupe and what ever hits my fancy...
Im an excellent gardner....
Intermixed in this veggie garden will be tall beautiful sunflowers...and numerous other flowers such as nastursiums, petunias, marigolds, and what ever hits my fancy...
I grow fantastic flowers...Did I mention that I am taking applications for the position of boyfriend/husband/lover?
Busy days...clean the garage out....plant the garden...spray the weeds.....tame the sunami....borrow a couple of horsey 'weed eaters' from Nona...
Spring has sprung..new flowers...new fruit...new calves..new foals...new life? Who knows...maybe I will get a new life as well..after all..isnt that why we are here?
By this point...hopefully Here Comes the Sun is ending...So..to honor these men I will be talking about...I have offered you another song.."My Baby Just Cares For Me" All 7 of them...
My Baby Just Cares For Me...Nina Simone
1) I have a Knight in Shining Armor to slay that stinking skunk that wont leave my barn..(I thought the armor might help in case that skunk tries to spray...PPEWW! )
2) I have a John Wayne type to help me with the cattle.....
3) I have a Johnny Depp type for romance....(hes hot!)
4) I have a Mr. Rogers type ...to help me with the domestic chores
5) I have a Alan Jackson type that will play guitar and sing with me (mmm..hes hot too!!)
6) I have a Wolfgang Puck type to help me with all that cooking
7) *****YOUR NAME HERE**** ****YOUR JOB HERE***
As you can see...I need one more man..Just one more...
Hey..is polygamy legal yet? Can I have seven husbands? Is that legal?
Kinda like when I was young..it was popular to have those panties. They came 7 to a package..Each had the name of a day of the week on them...so it is with my men..One for everyday of the week..
Meanwhile...I think I'll just hang out over here sipping iced tea...while these fine brave men help me with all my chores...Humm...wow Im tired..*yawn*
What a day! All that work!!!
Gentlemen....If you are interested in filling this position...please fill out the application and send it back to me...Thank you very much for inquiring... 
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lily799
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Mar 25 @ 2:00AM
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Cracked me up! I also had those panties. Also, a big Johnny Depp fan. Wouldn't kick him out of my house. Good luck with your search and enjoy your farm. 
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doorgunner
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Mar 25 @ 4:34AM
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Resume
1. Have no shinning armor, just blue jeans and a shirt, but can handle a skunk or two.
2.Don't know if I meet the dukes standard, but can take care of the cows.
3.Johnny Depp Never heard of him, done think I meet that requirerment, but willing to learn.
4.Definely NO Mr. Rogers, and don't want to be
5.I like alan jackson, don't have his voice, I don't think he is hot.
6.Never heard of wolfgang but i can cook, meat and tatars, some beans, always worked for me.
7. I can keep the grass cut the garden weeded
available two weeks after hired
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musicianfriend
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Mar 25 @ 10:31AM
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Well, thank you for applying...
Your application looks pretty good...even though you fell short in the Mr. Rogers department...I think that can be worked out....
Skunk skills are definately needed....do you have some armor?..in case that nasty little skunk decides to take a shot at you? Could be dangerous...
Johnny Depp is Don Juan DeMarco...a romantic....You may need to write to me a little more about those skills, as romance is very important...
Wolfgang Puck you say your not...but meat, taters, and some beans works well for me too...
You cant sing? Like Alan Jackson? But most of all, you dont think hes hot? HHmmm....well, I guess we could work something out in that department...
HHHHmm...I've got it!!! Do you sing in the shower?
I will have to go over all these applications and make a decision..
Thank you for applying!
Good Luck in your job search...I know times are hard...but dont give up hope!
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