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tagged: humor, jokes, men, women, fun 		  IB4U

Men strike back!
This is a blog that’s not meant to harm anyone…Please don’t take any offensive action. We all know who’s always in the right

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.......
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There are a few good men who need a laugh and a few select women who can handle it!
Hope you enjoyed it


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Comments:
luneib

 Mar 30 @ 9:37PM  
Those were cute.
thor22

 Mar 30 @ 9:38PM  
well, I always thought the smaller feet had something to do with high heels?
leprichaun_magic

 Mar 30 @ 9:42PM  
..Hmmmm.... well ..I hope she refuses to cook you supper!!lol.....
butterfly943

 Mar 30 @ 9:54PM  
Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.......
I love it
suthrn_belle

 Mar 30 @ 10:25PM  
We all know who’s always in the right

Say's who?

Star664

 Mar 30 @ 10:57PM  
Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.......
So true!
summerbreeze916

 Mar 30 @ 10:58PM  
These were hilarious, IB4U. I can say that because of this......

We all know who’s always in the right

It's good to know that you accept the fact that we women are always in the right.


hpylady

 Mar 30 @ 11:08PM  
very cute ..
Tanikogirl

 Mar 30 @ 11:12PM  
Us women love to let our men think they are right to keep them happy Really good IB4U thank you
CHARLIgurl1

 Mar 30 @ 11:55PM  
tsk tsk you bad boy

Funny stuff there IB!
Snappygoddess

 Mar 30 @ 11:58PM  
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Well...I have the bald head and the sexy going on.. does that count?
1frantastic

 Mar 31 @ 12:28AM  
What 'cha cookin' me for dinner anyway???
lily799

 Mar 31 @ 1:00AM  
Subject: Can you guess which of the following are true?
> >
> > 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
>morning.
> > 2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
> > 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
> > 4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a
>lot more.
> > 5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
> > 6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
> > 7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
> > 8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are
>2-6 years old.
> > 9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
> > 10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
> > 11. The average housefly lives for one month.
> > 12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
> > 13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
> > 14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
> > 15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
> > 16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
> > 17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search
>for water.
> > 18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning
>their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
> > 19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
>Gentleman" and "Tootsie."
> > 20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
> > 21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white
>paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
> > 22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane,
>just in case there is a crash.
> > 23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can
>for a carburetor.
> > 24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from
>women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
> > 25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th
>cousins.
> > 26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
> > Got it figured out?????????
> > They are all true....
> > Now go back and think about #16
> >
albertafire

 Mar 31 @ 11:58AM  
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