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CHURCH FEUD !!!!

posted 3/31/2009 11:34:59 AM |
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  albertafire

There was a feud between the Pastor
and the Choir Director of the Southern Baptist Church.

It seems the first hint of trouble came when the Pastor
preached on 'Dedicating Yourselves to Service'
and the Choir director chose to sing:
'I Shall Not Be Moved'...
Trying to believe it was a coincidence,
the Pastor put the incident behind him.

The next Sunday he preached on 'Giving.'
Afterwards, the choir squirmed as the director
led them in the hymn:
'Jesus Paid It All'...
By this time, the Pastor was losing his temper.

Sunday morning attendance swelled as the
tension between the two built.
A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his sermon on
'The Sin of Gossiping.'
Would you believe the Choir Director selected the song:
'I Love To Tell The Story'...

There was no turning back.
The following Sunday the Pastor told the congregation
that unless something changed,
he was considering resignation.
The entire church gasped when the Choir Director led them in:

'Why Not Tonight'?

Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Pastor
resigned a week later,
explaining that Jesus had led him there
and Jesus was leading him away. T
he Choir Director could not resist:

'What A Friend We Have In Jesus.'


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Comments:
yashaenka

Mar 31 @ 11:51AM  
MrPaul

Mar 31 @ 11:59AM  
Kentuck

Mar 31 @ 12:05PM  
Girl--you be careful joking about those souther Baptist--even John the Baptist would watch his words for those preachers and sisters will hang you--at the least for they believe in hell and dam fire.
mystery2u888

Sep 6 @ 2:53PM  
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