not ment to offend anyone,
just a laugh...
Paddy had been drinking at
his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night
celebrating St Patrick's Day.
Mick, the bartender says, '
You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'.
Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'.
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.
He falls flat on his face.
'Damn' he says and pulls himself up
by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face,
'Damn,
'Damn !'
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself t
hat if he can just get to the door
and some fresh air he'll be fine.
He belly crawls to the door and shimmies
up to the door frame.
He sticks his head outside and takes a
deep breath of fresh air, feels much better
and takes a step out onto the sidewalk
and falls flat on his face.
'By'Jeebers.... I'm a little crocked,' he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, a
nd crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame,
opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says
'No damn' way'.
He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says
'I can make it to the bed'.
He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says ' Damn it ' and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess,
comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says,
'Get up Paddy.
Did you have a bit to drink last night ?'
Paddy says,
'I did, Jess. I was really crocked.
But how'd you know?' 
'Mick phoned . . .
you left your wheelchair at the pub.
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)
|
|
read more blogs!
Blogs by albertafire:
|
|
|
|
|
| Best Irish Joke in a long Time !!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|