The Slapping Lady posted 4/13/2009 7:24:52 PM | 5 kudos what's this?     report abuse

Borty

I'm not sure what her name is or what she looks like. She mysteriously appears in the kitchen making toast and washing the dishes.

Trying my best to aviod her, I usually bypass the kitchen and go directly to the livingroom. Today I noticed the shag carpet looking rather shaggy and decided to give it a haircut. I plugged in the electric lawn mower and began my work, when suddenlyI felt a stinging slap across my face. My dentures flew and stuck into the drywall and my hair piece landed on the cat. The familiar ringing sound in my ears drown out the obsenities spewing forth from the slapping lady. I immediately ran for safety to the closet and locked the steel door.

Safe at last, I could begin my day conducting experiments on the new line of edible vibrating panties. My panty laboratory has always been my refudge and as I placed my tinfoil hat, adorned with christmas lights, upon my bald head, I muttered...safe at last...ain't nobody gonna push me around.

Thankyou for your kind attention...Professor Pan.T.Borty.

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