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Becoming Illegal
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone
(202) 2... Washington DC , 20510
Dear Senator Harkin,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal RevenueService,
I am writing to ask for your assistance.
I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security
in an effort to determine the processfor becoming an illegal alien
and they referred me to you..
My primary reason for wishing to change my status
from U.S. Citizen toillegal alien stems from the bill which
was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted.
If my understanding of this bill'sprovisions is accurate,
as an illegal alien who has been in the UnitedStates for five years,
all I need to do to become a citizen is to paya $2,000 fine
and income taxes for three of the last five years.
I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious
to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally
have had to paytaxes every year so I'm excited about
the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return
for paying a $2,000 fine.
Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively?
This would yield anexcellent result for me and my family
because we paid heavy taxes in2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the
local emergency room as my primary health care provider.
Once I have stoppedpaying premiums for medical insurance,
my accountant figures I couldsave almost $10,000 a year.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my
daughte rwould receive preferential treatment
relative to her law school applications ,
as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges
throughout the United States
for my son. Lastly, I understand that illegal status would
relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license
and making those burdensome car insurance premiums .
This is very important to me given that I still have
college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process
to become illegal (retroactively if possible)
and copies of the necessary forms,I would be most appreciative.
Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status ratherthan just a bonafide citizen of the USA )
Donald R##### B******, IA
Get your Forms (NOW)!!
Call your Internal Revenue Service at 1-800-#### ...
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