Still up, and still wound from the day. I will post some pics of the mallard couple tomorrow and give y'all the link.
I had a marvelous weekend and tomorrow, since I have another day off, my son is coming over to repair the shed with me.. actually, the kid is doing most of the work and I will be the tool gal.. and helper. Don't laugh .. I actually learn things this way.
With the beauty this weekend brought, it awakened that wanderlust in me.. and far away places are calling to my heart. There is one person I am gonna make the trip to see as soon as I get the funds all rounded up.. I am on my way.. yee haw...
On my way to the tractor supply company today to look at self-propelled walk behind mowers.. (and there is a reason for this need.. not much of the land here is level and that requires pushing a mower up some awfully steep slopes.. since I am already on my way to being rebuilt, I don't want to further it along by being run over by a machine with blades..  nor do I wanna have a frikken heart attack trying to push it uphill in 80+ weather.. I kinda/sorta wanna live til that awesome man with follically impaired hair and an awesomely trimmed goatee.. who has awesome dimples and steel blue eyes and a voice that will sing to me when the mood is calling for it.. comes my way) I noticed that the Beer Store on my route was open, so I pulled in and got a cold case.. I like the owner of Shickshinny Joe's, he is an old hippie, so he has long grey hair in a ponytail and he talks up a storm .. the only drawback is that he smokes like a chimney..so do all of his sons and his wife.. the store smells more like a smokehouse than my granddad's on the farm did.. but they are good people and I enjoy chawin the fat with them.
He told me this joke, and I thought it was funnier than all get out.. hope you laugh your behinds off... it's called the Irish Millionnaire...
Here you go gramps:
The Irish Millionaire
Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won $500,000.
'You've done very well so far,' said Chris Tarrant the show's presenter, but for a million pounds you've only got one life-line left: phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?'
'Sure,'said Mick,'I'll have a go!'
Which of the following birds does not build its own nest?
a) Sparrow
b) Thrush
c) Magpie
d)Cuckoo
'I haven't got a clue,' said Mick, 'so I'll use me las t lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin.'
Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
'Fookin hell, Mick!' cried Paddy, 'Dat's simple.......it's a cuckoo.'
'Are you sure?'
'I'm fookin sure.'
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, 'I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer.'
'Is that your final answer?' asked Chris'
'Dat it is, Sir.'
There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, 'Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!'
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.'
Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?'
'Because he lives in a Fookin clock!'
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