The Dead Cow and Vet School . . .
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>First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
>anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
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>They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
>white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In
>Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
body.'
>For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
In the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his
mouth.
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>'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
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>The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
>took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking
On it.
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>When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The
Second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's
>even tougher if you're stupid.'
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