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A Poem To Me Mudder

posted 5/4/2009 1:18:37 PM |
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This is an Oldie but a goodie

When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me til me ass was red?
Me Mudder

Who took me from me cozy cot
and put me on an ice cold pot
and made me pee pee if I could not?
Me Mudder

And when the morning light would come
and in me crib me dribble some
who wipe me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder

Who would me hair so neatly part
and hug me gently to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me till me fart?
Me Mudder

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
and nearly had a kingsize fit
when in me Sunday pants me chit?
Me Mudder

When at night the bed did squeek
Me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Me Fadder

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May 4 @ 2:27PM  
hahaha ......cute

May 5 @ 10:35AM  
very cute

May 5 @ 9:42PM  
hahahahahahahahahaha! Dayum hick.... she's pretty dang good !!!
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