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posted 5/4/2009 2:03:38 PM |
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Wine and Water:

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than

1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service




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Comments:
sybnann

May 4 @ 2:56PM  
LOL! This is cool and it has never crossed my mind! Not that everything has by any means!

Interesting thoughts though!
dizzydoll

May 4 @ 3:16PM  
this is so funny

i just sent a copy of it to my ex boyfriend who is a reformed alcoholic. i will let you know if the temptation gets the better of him
misschoos

May 4 @ 4:17PM  
I knew it.
summerbreeze916

May 4 @ 8:42PM  
Sometimes I am VERY wise......I mean........I like a glass of wisdom once in a while. I guess I don't like being free much, though.
asnet

May 4 @ 11:02PM  
so if you put vodka in coke, does that help?
i guess it depends on the proof, huh?
only way to find out is to try it.

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