~~~~Two Crocodiles~~~~ posted 5/14/2009 10:25:02 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, humor, politicians

kywonder

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the Potomac River.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said:

'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age;
we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lots by the Senate and House.'

'Same here. Hmm ... How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg,
shake the crap out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the
crap out of a politician, there's nothing left but an a$$hole with a briefcase.

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