In view of the overall spirit of tonight's blogs, I am taking a collection to provide a face lift, tummy tuck, and brain transplant to help some of our bloggers succeed in their plans for the future.
Just post your pledges, and I will contact you shortly to arrange the transfer of funds.
Should the overall pledges be insufficient for the above stated purposes, these funds will be sent to a Tiajuana veterinarian specializing in interspecies transplants. I have already contacted him, his fees are well within reach, and all that is lacking is to find the donor donkey.
One way or the other, you will be helping a fellow MD blogger.
Please give, from the bottom of your hearts and purses.
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RightWingRepublican
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May 16 @ 11:27PM
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This is getting too good tonight,
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hpylady
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May 16 @ 11:31PM
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your not asking nothing for yourself ??
you do have a big heart tom 
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BandTMom
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May 16 @ 11:32PM
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I put in my 2 cents but he wouldn't approve it.
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ttomtarr
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May 16 @ 11:38PM
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Who on earth could you be referencing. I would never single out another blogger, oh no !
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Tiramisu4u
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May 16 @ 11:43PM
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yeah...some of the blogs are...uhmmm...interesting!
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Wing_Zero_75
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May 16 @ 11:57PM
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I have a chain saw. That could save on the doctor bill for the transplant and duct tape is pretty cheap, ill bring a couple rolls. 
Larry
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Jacksonboy
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May 17 @ 12:05AM
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Ok since this is a special deal I will donate my hot pink uh desert rose throne to be auctioned off to raise funds for said transplants.  Darn this is gonna hurt.
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ttomtarr
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May 17 @ 12:32AM
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Great idea Larry !
I have enough home made wine to keep the patients, you and me, and all the jackazzes involved anesthetized. I'm not sure the duct tape will stand up to the rigors of porn movie making, but my friend Cletus said he would lend me his pneumatic shingle stapler. That ought to keep everything in place.
You might want to sharpen the chain on your saw, so we don't hurt the donkey. We don't want to get PETA riled up.
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Herodotus
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May 17 @ 12:39AM
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Your story moved me so, that I am donating my last kudo to you. Use it wisely for with it comes much power
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chevymn
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May 17 @ 1:28AM
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Mr. Tom. I will not be needing the donor donkey as I no longer sleep with my ex wife. I am sure a few extra inches should do the job. Atleast for the average girl.
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ttomtarr
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May 17 @ 8:05AM
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Or, Can It.
I try to do a good job on punctuation. There is no question mark following the "Can It" because it wasn't a question.
It was a suggestion on what to do with certain attitudes displayed in blogland tonight. In my opinion, some of them belong in the sh_t can.
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edthepoet
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May 17 @ 8:15AM
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Here's a way to reach your goal, give people a penny for their thoughts and then ask them to put their two cents in,lol
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imlost2
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May 17 @ 10:30AM
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Sending address your way for some of that wine....................I knew this blog would come in handy cuz I think the brain surgery is a lost cause. Take care Lost
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luneib
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May 17 @ 8:58PM
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Uh huh lol.
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Ginstl
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May 17 @ 9:45PM
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I'd like to offer attitude adjustments via audio/video cables between my brain and the brains of the afflicted ones!
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