I was in burger king yesterday waiting in the second row of the line when someone let out this HUGE stink bomb! and what was it? the girl next to me thought it was me and called me a F***ink PIG. Then I looked in front of me at this lady about 3-400 lbs. maybe and she had let out a nice juicy one because it was all dripping through her pants and leaking on the floor. everyone got out of the line and the girl apologized for accusing me. Then when they cleaned the area, she let out another one because she got back in line, and a few tootsie rolls came down her pants. It grossed out 1 customer in line so bad that he threw up and they had to close down the restaurant for probably 1/2 an hour to outside customers, the woman probably ordered but I left I lost my appetite. Hopefully she got take-out because if she ate there, I will always get to-go when I order from now on. YUK!!!! Time to eat anyone? 
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1982danaz
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May 27 @ 1:36AM
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how do I edit a blog? I think My idiot friend posted this While I was out like 20min. ago
I want to cancel this blog
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1982danaz
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May 27 @ 1:38AM
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but yes it is true, it did happen but I didn't wanna share it because it's nasty
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EternalFlame
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May 27 @ 2:06AM
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Click "home" at the top and then under 'View my' select 'blog'. Once you get there, click the trash can next to this blog and it will be gone.
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gunn12fan
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May 27 @ 2:31AM
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Thats just flipping nasty
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adrian555
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May 27 @ 3:46AM
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bardnsage
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May 27 @ 10:33AM
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What a great oppertunity to ask the store manager for a discount on the food he had ready to serve. He was going to have to "waste" it anyway.
I know it's gross,,, but hey,,,, I've eaten in worse,,, and had worse in mouth. (not by choice).......
It's all a matter of prospective.
Now,,,, where are the pudding cups.
And yes,,, I'd like nuts on my fudge sundie.
Excuse me mam,,, you dropped something.
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RightWingRepublican
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May 27 @ 3:13PM
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I'm woman enough to admit when i fart.
Actually have you ever announced the upcoming burst of gas before you do it?
If you warn people prior (just say, i have to fart) then people don't look at you all gross.
If you do it and try to hide it and it makes a huge noise, then they look at you in disgust. 
Farting is funny. And with my stomach issues (my blog on my colonoscopy) if i have to fart, it's life and death..... i'm farting, and i don't care who hears or smells it. 
Everyone farts. 
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