Have Hoover...Will Travel posted 5/27/2009 4:41:15 PM | 5 kudos what's this?     report abuse

Tunes4u

Although we still have plenty of time ahead of us, I am trying not to think of it...the inevitable departure of misschoos (with a small "m" because that is the the way she likes it ) and realizing that she does have a life in the UK, and that she just can't possibly stay here, buying whiskey, beer, and wine for me and all my friends, while drinking Margaritas all day for the rest of her life..so.....I have decided to plan ahead. At some point, I will be left on my own once again, having to pay for everything.
I do have to say it is sure nice of her to stock both my wine cellars again, along with the 6 dozen bottles of scotch she stocked in yesterday. Not to mention all the restaurants we have visited.

So I feel like I may need to find a little extra work in order to help out around here some. I can not expect her to continue to pay for everything once she has returned to Wales.

In order to facilitate this new initiative, I have decided to post my resume in hopes of finding suitable employment. In this way I hope to be able to contribute to the efforts that are currently being made in my behalf. Of course, I had asked misschoos ( with a small "m" because that is the way she likes it) to make me up a CV as I hadn't had to write one in 30+ years.

So here it is, and if you are interested you can contact me here.

Thank you.





Ciricullum Vitae

Tunes4u
Casper
Wyoming

Objective

To be a part of a reputable family where my skills and experience can be utilized in the most efficient way. I just need a place to call home, while I am there. And a wife who doesn’t mind furthering her career while giving me time to go to a bar with my friends to play music and drink beer.

Experience

30+ years in a domesticated family environment, with time to go to a bar with my friends to play music and drink beer.

Preparation of meals on a daily basis, budgeting, home maintenance etc, with time to go to a bar with my friends to play music and drink beer.

Years of experience in caring for animals, with time to go to a bar with my friends to play music and drink beer.


Attributes.

Independent, caring, genuine, loyal, generous, creative, funny, honest, sincere, polite, gentle, loving, bad in a good way, time saving, reliable, good timekeeper; allowing plenty of time to go to a bar with my friends to play music and drink beer.

Have Hoover will travel.

Likes

Especially fond of BTL on toast, red wine, brown rice, yellow bananas, Goobers, having time to go to a bar with my friends to play music and drink beer, and pretty girls.


Dislikes
Traffic jams, noisy restaurants, pubs with no beer, drum circles, crop circles too.


I am an easy going feller. I can help you. I can help your mother.
( If she is under the age of 36).

Please let me know if there is anything I can do.



Stay Tuned

I Do

Tunes


P.S.

My hourly fees may seem a bit outlandish at first glance. Please do not let that deter you from asking questions. I am quite flexible and can work out even the most complex solutions, given enough time and beer.

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