I just emailed:
Dear Kendra,
I heard about your story and it just breaks my heart.
I was wondering, would you consider swinging the other way, you know, just for me? I was just curious, cuz I've always wanted to try it, and since you've got all that money I know you could support me and my 11 kids (seven different fathers...can you imagine?) Do you have a big house? We're used to sleeping 4 to a room, so I hope you wouldn't mind sharing the bed now and then...the kids might miss me and all.
Anyway, Kendra, PLEASE keep me in mind when you're selecting your beneficiary....shoot I mean LOVER. Thank you! ROFL
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