A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown New York City. The
driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,
Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, Nancy Pelosi and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and
set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
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MrPaul
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Jun 3 @ 10:28AM
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   Where do I sign up to give 
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 3 @ 10:31AM
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I'll match you. You give one, i'll give one LOL
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imlost2
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Jun 3 @ 10:31AM
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It's not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country, where do you sent your donation???? Lost
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 3 @ 10:36AM
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You and i are way to similar.
RWR / Lost 2012!
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Wing_Zero_75
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Jun 3 @ 12:57PM
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LMAO I would donate more than a gallon. I would siphon most of my gas for that one. Just doing my patriotic duty.  Though if you added in jesse jackson, i would drain my tank and push the car to the nearest gas station.
Well if the country is still here and not a communist regime, then I would gladly vote for the 2 of you. Where do I pick up the campign signs?
Larry
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 3 @ 1:08PM
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CHARLIgurl1
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Jun 3 @ 3:19PM
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OOh a very near the mark joke.... how very cruel!
Hysterically funny tho
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