~~~Be Sure Your Lies Will Find You Out~~~ posted 6/6/2009 9:51:08 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, lies, humor, email

kywonder

Never Lie to a Woman



A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' ' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes ! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?'

You'll love the answer...


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your tackle box.'

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

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