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~~~Be Sure Your Lies Will Find You Out~~~

posted 6/6/2009 9:51:08 AM |
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  kywonder

Never Lie to a Woman



A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' ' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes ! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?'


You'll love the answer...


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your tackle box.'

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

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Comments:
leprichaun_magic

Jun 6 @ 10:50AM  
.HA !! very good one ...Ky thanks that will teach him
Tiramisu4u

Jun 6 @ 11:08AM  
Oh Sherry...I LOVE this one!!

Good to see you, my dear friend!
WSOR

Jun 6 @ 1:17PM  
Oooooo... Serve him right! Good one!
gunn12fan

Jun 6 @ 6:15PM  
Tanikogirl

Jun 6 @ 8:02PM  
Nice one,very clever
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Jun 11 @ 10:23AM  
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