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posted 6/7/2009 12:56:24 PM |
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  JackfromtheBox

It’s Saturday. It’s cool, overcast, and raining. After having near perfect weather all during the week, I can’t help but feel sorry for anyone who worked Monday through Friday. Of course, being under a dark cloud, I sense that all my online friends are enjoying sunny weather, entertaining company, and having a great time outside.

Even Kat is hanging around today. He’s sleeping next to me on the bed right now. All week I’ve only seen him for maybe half an hour a day. One day I heard him come in, eat, and run outside again.

I noticed that his face is a little beat up today. I’m a little beat up myself, from some of the work I accomplished during the week. We make a strange pair. Maybe it’s a good thing that it is raining. The plants sure needed it.

I would masturbate but it just seems too weird with him next to me. I couldn’t throw him out for my own personal and frivolous needs. Besides, he used to attack me because he thought I was playing with a mouse. No. More like a rat.

A mouse that turns into a rat?

He’s actually seen me f**k two different women. On a couple of occasions, he’s actually come over and walked on top of us. I’m sure his first thought was, “What the f**k?” At that same moment, two other people were having that thought as well. What would you call that kind of threesome?

I’m digressing. Maybe I’ll just keep this entry short and take a nap. Besides teaching us how to caress, cats are good at teaching us to relax, take it easy, and don’t worry.

You’ve got to be specific when you ask God for a pussy.



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Comments:
dizzydoll

Jun 7 @ 1:09PM  


you got a complex in front of your kitty... the fact he walked over you two means he knows all to well whats happening

not sure of his thoughts tho....
Sherrybaby412

Jun 7 @ 1:12PM  
My cat thinks someone is attacking me under the covers. He then attacks my vibrator... So it truly has to be "alone" time or I cannot enjoy it.
bardnsage

Jun 7 @ 1:48PM  
Don't I feel stupid,,,,

I thought we were going to talk about a Rap Star's entourage.

To bad I can't spell..... or read very well,,,,

or remember anything other than the damn cat.
musicianfriend

Oct 20 @ 3:21AM  
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