AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

"Missing Socks" (a poem)

posted 6/7/2009 1:14:31 PM |
1 kudogive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
tagged: science, humor, poem, mystery
  wordsenchanting

This poem concerns the very most fundamental mystery of the universe. I wrote it years ago and lost it. I am at my sister's house in Longmont Colorado and she still has a copy of my original book "Pallette of the Heart" so I am looking at that page of the book and will share the poem with you

"Missing Socks"

The mysteries of the universe
are many, I am told
But the greatest secret unresolved
eludes me as I fold

The clothes each day, which I removed
and in my hamper tossed
along with seven pair of socks
but now just one is lost

And as I carefully peruse
my sock drawer now and then
it isn't just a sock or two
I'm missing nearly ten

Then on some dim lit morning
when I awake and dress
I put on a mis-matched pair
quite visually confessed

For everyone can plainly see
mis-matched brown and blue
but I just laugh as I reply'
"I've a red and green pair too"

But now I pose this question
I've pondered times before
"Where do those missing socks end up
that were first dropped to the floor?"

They went into the hamper
In pairs while I could see
then in the washer had no route
of escape from me

Then to the dryer laundry passes
as I double check for strays
but as the drying cycle ends
I both eyebrows raise

For as I empty out the load
just thirteen socks I count
an odd, unlucky number
as my suspicions mount

I double check the washer
the dryer and the drawer
beneath the bed, though all the clothes
and all along the floor

But, alas, it is not to be
found among the few
neatly folded articles
of clothing so I ask you

"Where in the nether regions
of laundry do socks go?"
Don't ask the greatest scholars
for they don't even know

But if you wish to have revealed
the distance to the sun
or the ocean's greatest depth
or how many feathers in a ton

Or the specific gravity
in some mass of rocks
Science has all those answers
but not of missing socks

steve hodgin

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by wordsenchanting:
Act of Deception I have planned
I Had a Date
Another Sappy Love Poem
Silence is Broken
Those Mountain Peaks
"Missing Socks" (a poem)
Illegal Immigrants
Seedling
Poem Out of Season
Blogger's Bad Dream


Comments:
sybnann

Jun 7 @ 1:20PM  
Awww this is really cute! Thanks for sharing it!!
dizzydoll

Jun 7 @ 1:25PM  
yes i enjoyed it too

CrackerJackPat

Jun 7 @ 2:16PM  
Terrific!!! This cannot help but touch the hearts of all!

I first became aware of this dilema with baby socks.

How neat to be able to share this again with your sister!
EternalFlame

Jun 7 @ 2:28PM  
My daughters have resolved the problem by never wearing a 'matched pair' of socks. They just throw them all in the drawer and pull out the first two they grab, and wear them. They've actually started a trend at school....none of their friends wear matching socks either!
kittycatsrfun

Jun 7 @ 2:47PM  
I've always said that there is an evil sock monster that lives in everyone's clothes dryer. I just haven't figured out if they are all related or if the mystery of cloning happened a long time ago!
mystery2u888

Jun 7 @ 2:51PM  
Wonderful my friend
free adult dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2009 Online Singles, LLC.
WEB1
"Missing Socks" (a poem)