Blogs don't ask questions... posted 6/7/2009 8:34:27 PM | 5 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor, humour

chatillion

This week blogland has been riddled with questions and announcements... these are not blogs. They belong in the FORUMS.

But since everyone is seeking answers to their questions... I'll try to help out as best as I can.

To the man who asks "Is falling hard a bad thing?" your answer is no. Falling with a hard would most likely have a yes.

To the man who asks "Does anyone have a successful meet and relationship" The answer is no... ever since Love on AOL came about people have lost the ability to meet for a successful relationship. Try Starbucks... order something expensive with whipped cream on the top. Women will immediately acknowledge you and strike up a conversation!

To the woman soliciting opinions if it's OK to date a man who is "separated pending divorce" your answer is: Yes because he will do the same to you when your relationship is nearly over. You don't want to change old habits now... do you?

To the curious woman who is asking "Is it unusual for people to disappear after winking?" The answer is yes... it's called 'winkers remorse' usually it happens when they are horny and wink at people they have no desire to know.

To the woman who asked "How can I have a long last marriage?" You are probably a guy named Chebornik working in East Europe using stolen photos and claiming to be a beautiful woman from China. Spamming is your occupation and we're counting the days until your profile gets closed.

To the man who asks "will i ever?" Yes, take a trip downtown and visit Madame Rue... you know the gypsy with the gold capped tooth. She has the love potion you need.

To the man who asks "Should you give them your phone number?" No silly... that's what Yahoo is for. Free voice chatting.
If you fear giving out your Yahoo... create a second account for 'unknown' friendships. That will keep your main account from getting mucked up with spammers you were willing to trust.

To the same man who blogs "how do you set up a meeting?"
I have no advice... you're older than me and asking this kind of question? My 15 year old niece can make that kind of decision on her own. I say... go to the library, check out a book, ask the librarian a question... any question. While you've got her attention ask if any hott chicks still come to the library these days. Listen to her intently... librarians always give good advice.

Well, that sums up my blog for tonight... any questions?







Appropriately marked humor, or humour if you are on the other side of the pond.
I wonder if pond has anything to do with Ponderosa? I recall they had a map at the beginning of the TV show (but sadly they burned it) I think there was a large pond in the lower 40. I think the cast of Bonanza have all died, so there's no one to ask this question to. Maybe I'll save it for my next blog.




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