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Another Spoof or The Democrats, Obama and Me

posted 6/11/2009 9:55:12 PM |

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Jacksonboy

Ever since President Obama was sworn in the Democrats have been rounding up we conservatives in Mississippi and treating us very badly. The bugged my house with video cameras and they tapped my cell phone and are sending mind altering broadcasts on my Dish Network. I can not get away from the Democrats. They captured me two weeks ago and transported me down I-55 to Camp Shelby Ms. This is an alleged training camp for National Guard soldiers but in truth it is a Democratic Concentration Camp. There are widely reported rumors and truths that the Democrats are rounding up 40 and 50 year old conservatives and hauling them to Camp Shelby on black watermelon trucks. Who would suspect a watermelon truck? There are eye witness reports of the Dem's also using ice cream trucks. You know the ones that play that awful music. So anyway when I got to Camp Shelby they fed me steak and potatos. Hmmm I thought not so bad but then they brought out not one but three 21 year old beauties and made me make love to them night and day. Well being a true blue conservative I decided to escape so after about 10 days more or less I started plotting. No hurry I thought I might as well enjoy this as long as I can. So I escaped when it would not work any more and made my way back to Pearl. Now that I have rested a few days I am looking to see if I can find another black watermelon truck. Strange I don't see any black watermelon trucks when I am taking my meds.

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Wing_Zero_75	Jun 11 @ 10:11PM
	Oh man. I offer my support and condolences. These people have to be stopped at all costs. Speaking of costs, how much will you charge me to tell me where to go? I also need a map so I can break in and and liberate those who are there. I know the risk is great, but if they capture me, I will endure their torture for the sake of this country and for freedom everywhere. Seriously, how much? Larry

RightWingRepublican	Jun 11 @ 11:20PM
	If you can insinuate Wing Zero's fish into this story, i will give you more Kudos. LOL black watermelon truck Oh you racist bigot! Using the word black is no longer acceptable. And while were at it, i would not like to be called white anymore. I would prefer to be called Peach. Or when i get a tan, i would like to be called brownish peach. I just want to make sure everyone is being Politically Correct or someone may get offended, and we all know what happens when they get offended, They go to the polls and vote for some idiot.

Fr8rain	Jun 11 @ 11:53PM
	Green squash truch? Hmm. Reckon that'll get takers?

MrPaul	Jun 12 @ 12:04AM
	Oh no poor Jackson, that is terrible . I will come over and rescue you. and sacrifice myself , wait I think I see a black watermelon truck.. ...Let me see if this works. ..I love Ronald Reagan The truck is backing up The drivers are hotties in bikinis that all look like RightWingRepublican If I am not back in 3 months come rescue me

RightWingRepublican	Jun 12 @ 12:39AM
	Better make is 3 days till rescue, i'd break you in 3 months. Naughty naughty men

summerbreeze916	Jun 12 @ 8:58AM
	So I escaped when it would not work any more and made my way back to Pearl What stopped working??? I've never tasted a black watermelon. Is that a Mississippi thing?

imlost2	Jun 12 @ 4:36PM
	I have been by Camp Shelby on my way to Gulfport and can attest that the place is surrounded by secret Government spies for sure. It was really hard to recognize them because they drove around in trucks drinking beer with flags all over them making you think they were rednecks. You really have to be careful when down there because they never find any bodies do to the alligators ya know, or so they say. I think it's because it's better than torture now and much more humane. Watch yourself Jackson. Take care Lost

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