As most of you know part of my family comes from the South Atlantic island of Morscothc.. Most of my ancestors on the the Morscothcic side have been
Chiefs. The last one to not be a chief was Lalocatoa which loosely translated means "Smoke them if you got them men" 
My feelings are so very hurt that most Morswcothcians are Democrats and it is the Democrats that are tormenting me and harassing me. I told Wing that I would keep his fish for him since they were in danger from the aliens that tasered
and abducted his arse. Little did I know what a mistake that was.
Saturday night last I was abducted by the democrats again. One more trip on a black watermelon truck down Highway 49 to Camp Shelby, that left leaning communist Democratic pinko concentration camp that is supposed to be a national guard training camp. Before they took me they tasered me. That was something new for them. They usually don't taser us down in the deep South.
So anyway they did not just taser me. They also tasered Wing's fish, my mule that I make my living with and my favorite number one female goat.  Not to worry all of them are doing well now even Wing's fish. I guess Wing needs to come
get his fish since they are not safe down here either. I have found out through several retired generals and a couple of janitors and one dog catcher that it is not President Obama that is causing all of this comotion.
It is Vice President Joe Biden. It is he that is the root of all of this harassment of we Mississippi Conservatives. I don't know what he has against us but he is really putting us through the ringer. They continue to tap my cell phone, send their
warped signals through my dish network and keep their cameras trained on my property. I noticed one across the street in the woods and I brought out my trusty shotgun and popped him. He really went high when the buckshot hit him
I mean he grabbed some serious air and he bounced three times when he hit the
ground. Man that was a sight. I bet he won't be training his camera on me anymore.
So what if he was dressed up as a ten year old boy. Makeup will do wonders don't you know and his bicycle well I confiscated that. As I was being hauled
on the black watermelon truck I noticed several 5 gallon jugs of a mysterious orange liquid riding on the truck with us. I wonder what this liquid is? I know it is for no good. I wanted to send the sample I stole to the FBI or the
Cia but VP Biden is in charge of them and gives them all of their orders so that would not do.
While on the black watermelon truck as we were leaving Jackson I noticed that most all the conservatives were screaming for help at the top of
their lungs. No one would help us, no not even one. Many were crying some were having sex. Well I guess you may as well have a good time if you are going to a concentration camp.
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 15 @ 9:33PM
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You are one twisted man.  
Just twisted
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Wing_Zero_75
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Jun 15 @ 9:33PM
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LMAO
Oh man, I was thinking about doing another spoof as well, you just beat me to it. D'OH
Larry
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imlost2
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Jun 15 @ 10:14PM
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This is not a spoof young man, this is the truth, I told ya in the last Blog I been down there, I've seen this place myself......................  Lost
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 15 @ 10:25PM
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Did they fly you in on a white plane with a red stripe?
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summerbreeze916
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Jun 15 @ 11:15PM
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My my my.........aren't you just a comedian? I mean......c'mon! You know dang well what those five gallon containers held. There were five of them. Four of them held orange juice that were given to you intravenously while you were 'out'. You were then told to pee on the Bush's, remember? Oops..........I meant IN the Bushes! It was needed to see if your urine had the stench....I mean strength to rid those Bushes of the 'weed' left there to grow by your Lay Low Cat ancestor that had planted it there many moons ago. The other five gallon jug was just colored orange. It was just Gojo to clean your hands after the fact. Now.......as for your beloved female goat and your mule......why, they weren't tasered at all. They were mated and together.....they will have your "Messiah". Her name shall be Sarah. And by the time she is grown.....she will just look like an old goat that will act like a complete ass. 
All in fun, Jacksonboy........all in fun. I leave you with a Kudo..........for your great imagination.  
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MrPaul
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Jun 15 @ 11:31PM
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 Jackson, I would come save you But......Right Wing still has me tied up  I think she is trying some of that strange Republican torture obama talked about  She water boarded me in the hot tub,  forced me to do terrible things and now she is coming at me in a little leather suit and a whip in her hand.  .If you don't hear from me in a week DONT come looking for me  I will sacrifice myself for my country 
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 16 @ 12:36AM
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Mr. Paul,
Though i do appreciate your vivid imagination, i can't help but to think what did i ever do to you? I mean, the description of my leather and whip is just not fitting at all.
If you're going to spread lies about me all over MD at least say something true. 
It was a pool not a hot tub and you left out the part where i made you scream my name till the neighbors called the Police.
You're making all the moon bats jealous. 
Remember Republican girls ARE hotter (because we can afford it). 
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