The Facial ………….. posted 6/16/2009 2:14:49 AM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse

Supremebeing412

I’m wondering how the facial came to be. I’m thinking maybe porn stars started demanding to much for the swallow and one day a porn movie producer asked well how much would it be if they just spewed on your face. Maybe Asia Carrera or Tera Patrick thought about it for a moment and said $895.50 or something like that. A swallow was probably something like $2800.00 per swallow so obviously some considerable cost savings with the facial.

Not quite sure of the health message there either. I mean the last time I banged a female cabbie in the backseat for 20 minutes with a condom on then right before ejaculation yanked the condom off to splatter her face was never. Not quite sure I’d asked a girl out on a second date that was screaming squirt me in the face. What’s the post ejaculation facial protocol here too. I mean, what do you do with a girl that has spackle all over her face. She’s not sleeping on my pillow that’s for damn sure.

I don’t know if women even find that sexy or enjoyable. I mean how do you even try something like that out. What would you do if you were about ready to do your business and you pulled out and you pointed your pistol at her face and she said what the hell are you doing?. That would be a Kodak moment now wouldn’t it. End up washing the walls or lamp shade the next day. Probably have to pitch in for the cab ride home too.

I don’t watch porn other then the occasional bachelor party. Amazing how some of these girls look like past girl friends. Start thinking maybe why the relationship didn’t last was because I never gave her a facial. Something to think about anyway. I mean if you really like a girl and she wants a facial you better give the lady a facial. No big deal, ya just gotta keep a paper towel near by to wipe her off. Maybe some of that dry hair shampoo would be a good idea too.

In closing,

Personally I like a fresh pretty face to stay a fresh pretty face. Find no sexual excitement whatsoever in the facial. Find no excitement in spackling the boobs either. First time sex is always kind of awkward because you never know exactly what to do with the stuff. Best to get drunk before first time sex so you have some kind of excuse as to why you did what you did. Maybe a good place for first time sex is in the shower. That would pretty much take care of all possible ejaculation scenarios.

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