 
The world's largest douche and heir to the Massengill fortune, Spencer Pratt has done it again. Famous for absolutely NOTHING (other than perhaps his ability to grow a spooky flesh-colored beard), Pratt has managed to drag the most vapid woman into the spotlight, marry her and whore out the both of them for an additional 15 minutes of fame that should have expired after seven seconds. There's not enough brain power between the two of these Special Olympians to fire up a light bulb...and I mean one of those tiny bulbs that cook the batter in a child's Easy Bake Oven. Even banishing them to an island with the rest of the world's Z-list celebrities could not stop them from delusions of grandeur and exhibiting prima donna behavior. I mean, COME ON...you are surrounded by the leftover JOKES of every sit-com, reality show and acid flashback of the mid-1980's and you have the GALL to imagine someone thinks you are RELEVANT? The highlight of their collective careers was cutting the ribbon at a Los Angeles Dunkin Donuts. It's all been down hill from there. Until someone with $50 bucks bothers to pay Heidi to do bondage porn, I'm pretty much done with seeing these two do anything on television. They are the skidmark on the tighty-whitey underpants of American entertainment. I hope Spencer's ridiculous beard turns on them and eats them while they sleep. Please mercy-flush these two rancid, untalented turds and give us an air freshener.
YES!!! I'm in a bad mood!
Love,
Kyle~
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debbz32
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Jun 17 @ 12:27PM
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sorry you are in a bad mood 
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Fender
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Jun 17 @ 1:11PM
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I don't know who that is...Lucky me I guess from this blog. 
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Wing_Zero_75
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Jun 17 @ 1:14PM
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I remember the good old days of tv. Damn, now I feel old. When humor was funny and didnt need to rely on sexual comments or inuendos. *old scratchy voice* In my day tv had 2 channels, on and off. Well ok, im not that old. thats part of the reason I dont watch tv anymore. Maybe if the had something better on, I would watch more.   Ok maybe not, I like my brain.
Larry
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oct_cat
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Jun 17 @ 1:16PM
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I'm with Fender on this . . . who ARE these turds (not that I really care). 
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fightingirish04
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Jun 17 @ 1:20PM
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Younger than me....and wiser by a mile. Thanks for the comment! I wish I could turn off my TV, but I keep waiting for something cool to happen...like when Jack Ruby shot Oswald on live television. All I get are ads for the Snuggie. Think I'll go read a book...
Kyle~
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CHARLIgurl1
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Jun 17 @ 1:41PM
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Nope never heard of them either.. but hey Im a Britt a newbie here. 
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