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posted 6/19/2009 12:55:50 PM |
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  butterfly943



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Lately after a shower or when im changing clothes I keep my eyes away from the full length mirror that hangs on the back of my closet door..cause things aren't to pretty anyhoo..last night I forgot NOT to look and to my horror I couldn't find it I mean its GONE I turned every way I could...now people take my advice sometimes you should NEVER turn upside down nor should you turn only half your body while keeping the rest in place

Back to MY BUTT Yesterday I got the OK to start walking again...I love walking and walking in the rain most of all ssooooo this morning I got up early hooked up my little Pooh This explains Pooh and we went on a hunt...errr walk I mean...we looked high and low but it wasn't found...it can hide pretty well it seems.

Now mind you I was never blessed with a J-Lo Butt and all the wishing wouldn't give me one so I had to be happy with what I had and even though it wasn't a J-lo Butt it got a few head turns back in the day ya know ladies when ya put your nice fittin jeans on and you think hmmmm not bad for an old lady I don't think anyone stoled ummm borrowed it but not naming names Jacksonboy...oops sorry cant seem to delete it well you know how he is forever sneaking in my beautiful garden

Butt from this day forward I will go looking each and every day and I will bring my missing Butt back to Momma = Me





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Comments:
CHARLIgurl1

Jun 19 @ 1:28PM  
You have no idea how much I wish I couldnt find mine!! LOL
dizzydoll

Jun 19 @ 2:12PM  
such a fun post, it feels like fairies a playing in your garden.


lovestobake

Jun 19 @ 2:21PM  
I bet I can find it. Sorry, just had to.
Snappygoddess

Jun 19 @ 6:50PM  
I thought I had lost 5 lbs until I turned around and looked down......there it was on my rear end

Cute blog.. someone will help you find it I'm sure

Sounds like you are feeling more feisty.. that's a good sign

Good luck finding "the butt"
ILgal_

Jun 19 @ 10:55PM  
I got plenty ... I'll share
Jacksonboy

Jun 20 @ 10:23AM  
Honestly I did not take it. Now with that being said if and when you find it I would be so very honored to come to South Carolina and put my number 14 foot up it if it would get you to behave.
butterfly943

Jun 21 @ 5:47PM  
Yes he did
BionicCouple

Jul 10 @ 9:06PM  
I'm sure it'll find it's way home when it gets home sick!

P.S. That emoticon isn't me kissing your butt.
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