I Did Not Steal That Ladies Butt posted 6/20/2009 9:13:36 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor

Jacksonboy

As of late I have been accused of many many bad things but on my word as a Southern Gentleman I did not steal her butt. I am sure that it was a very nice one at one time but personally I think it just withered away and was not stolen. What would I do with it if I had it anyway? Perhaps mount it on a wall like you would a deer head?? Maybe make a chicken coop out of it? I guess possible uses would be nunerous. A person could use a J'lo butt to put their coke can on.

Also I have not and never will visit her scabby arse garden to steal any of its contents. Why would I travel 12 hours or so to see her plants? Ok so she has corn stalks in her cheesy garden but I don't eat corn stalks. I prefer the ripe corn if I am going to eat corn. Besides I have already finished off my blueberries and at the present time I am eating squash and cucumbers with loads of tomatos to follow. I repeat I do not need her scabby arse bug infested garden.

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