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  fightingirish04

Ever wonder what language some people would speak if they didn't have profanity?

Some people on this site use four-letter words as a crutch because their vocabulary is pathetically weak. It doesn't make them avant garde or interesting. The fact that they also claim to be mythical creatures should also send up alarm bells that we are dealing with some fairly disturbed whack jobs. I don't know about you, but I am personally not impressed or moved when a VAMPIRE (tee-hee...giggle..giggle...wretch) doesn't think much about my religion or beliefs. I would say the same to Spider Man or the Incredible Hulk, so don't get your velvet cape in a bunch, Vlad.

The same sort of thing happened when the Smerfs came down hard in opposition to Judaism in the early 1980's. Papa Smurf had blogged that he thought Jews were silly for not embracing Christ as their lord and savior. Smerfette had posted a profanity laced blog stating, "..to SMERF with the SMERFING Jews!! I would like to take their Menorah and shove it up their SMERFING SMERFS!!! And then cut off their heads and drink their blood..". You can see the shocking similarity, I'm sure.

This is a blog on a dating site. If you're immortal and damned to rule the night with your mystical powers of...whatever....keep your silly and demented blatherings to yourself. Your poetry sucks. Your picture is kinda gay. You are NOT... I repeat.... You are NOT a vampire. Get some help. Get a job. Go do...something...that doesn't involve nauseating real people who just think you're pathetic and weird. Not in an entertaining way, either. Just...dumb.

Now, Interview with a Vampire was a good book! How about you pretend to be one of THOSE cultured and interesting make-believe douche bags instead of the heavy-metal crotch rot version of nothing anybody cares about.

And eat some garlic...it's good for you.

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Comments:
kjac

Jun 22 @ 3:19PM  
Wow, quite a harsh response for someone whose opinion you claim to care nothing for. If it doesn't matter? Why bother writing about it?

Because it does matter. At least to you, and obviously to him. It matters enough for both of you to spend time out of your day to address the issue.
dizzydoll

Jun 22 @ 3:19PM  


from you lips to Gods ears

debbz32

Jun 22 @ 3:19PM  
fightingirish04

Jun 22 @ 3:23PM  
Have I brought forth the wrath of his followers?? Even more pathetic than a cursing douche who thinks he's a VAMPIRE is the whining toady who thinks he's "special". I write what I want, now go away. I, by the way, don't claim to be anything but a human, military veteran, hard-working, American Christian. That makes me real and my opinion matter more than a make-believe douche who can't write a recipe without dropping the f-bomb. Just sad. Don't be a silly follower of weirdos. Thanks.
RightWingRepublican

Jun 22 @ 3:26PM  
Couldn't have said it better myself

Amazing the amount energy people put into something they don't even believe.
us Christians must be doing something right to have every weirdo talking about us all the time.
Angel178

Jun 22 @ 3:28PM  
I for one am glad you wrote this....
Blog after blog of crap.
Angel178

Jun 22 @ 3:29PM  
Oops...I meant...I was tired of seeing those hateful blogs over and over...

Sorry...no edit button here
RightWingRepublican

Jun 22 @ 3:43PM  
A friend of mind wrote a blog about being Socially Retarded.
That's exactly what this person is.
Some of us grow out of the whole goth phase while other people seem to take it with them into adult hood. It's a shame they still need that attention so badly as adults.
I was a complete goth in high school. Key words: High School.

My life changed after i accepted Jesus and became one of Gods people. I didn't need to dress like a moron anymore. Black all over the place, stupid hair and bad music.
The day i threw out those dumb clothes, i became an adult. A responsible one.

It's sad they still have that emptiness in their lives.
jcarolina

Jun 22 @ 3:43PM  
I'm with RightWing on this one.



Wait.......he's not really a vampire? I thought he had gained all his invaluable insight and incredibly poetic prose from all these years of being immortal.

He's been lying all this time.............
RightWingRepublican

Jun 22 @ 3:48PM  
Wait.......he's not really a vampire? I thought he had gained all his invaluable insight and incredibly poetic prose from all these years of being immortal.

He's been lying all this time.............

I know, it's hard to believe. He was just so convincing. LOL
It's a shame because even if he had something intelligent to say, no one would listen because of how ridiculous he is.
Maybe he likes being laughed at?
I'll put money on it, he doesn't leave his house all dark and weird. Probably wears a button up polo to work everyday (if he has a job)

Snappygoddess

Jun 22 @ 4:00PM  
Actually the blogger you speak of IS very intelligent.. many just do not get his particular brand of humor/satire/poetry/ sarcasm/tongue-in-cheek way of writing.

I may not have a vested interest in reading his blogs but I certainly wouldn't single a blogger out just to put down his way of writing. But to each his/her own and as you say.. "I write what I want"... so, I guess, does he
sybnann

Jun 22 @ 4:02PM  
I couldn't agree with you more. IT literally makes me cringe to even know what he is often up to. It's all just gloom and doom and not really doing people any good, in my opinion. I guess it is not said and written though to bring any joy, but instead ... suffering , depression, emotional and spiritual devastation, and hate...I find it disgusting...
Angel178

Jun 22 @ 4:08PM  
I agree to a point Snappy. Everyone can write what they want...freedom of speech and everything....

I was just saying that 3,4, and 5 blogs in one day of the same degativeness is hard to look at.
fightingirish04

Jun 22 @ 4:09PM  
I'm not condemning his RIGHT to submit his material here. I'm asking him NOT to do so. I would never dream of infringing upon someone's free speech, but it is my duty (and pleasure) to critique it. If I find it lacking on so many levels as to make it worthless (in my most humble opinion), I then deem to exercise my own rights to measure it in public. Free speech utilized for the sole purpose of offending its reader is the most shameful of all abominations of American freedom. Hate groups, criminals and the socially inept are allowed to bask in the light of a privilege they only wish to corrupt. They further no cause and better no situation for anything that breathes, and that is just a shame. My opinion is often rude, but it is obvious that my motives are pure and my cause is to spread a little humor. Death, destruction and the mockery of religion are topics that I know very well, have personally witnessed and believe deserve a better forum and discussion than this. But YOU, my lady, are a treasure and a scholar. I wouldn't dream of contesting your opinion.
jcarolina

Jun 22 @ 4:09PM  
Intelligence is relative, a person can only think and learn according to their own personal capacity for such.

You can't put more than a gallon of water in a one gallon container unless some of the water is displaced through evaporation.

I'm sure my analogy is simple enough to be understood by intelligent folks.
kjac

Jun 22 @ 4:22PM  
I agree to a point Snappy. Everyone can write what they want...freedom of speech and everything....

I was just saying that 3,4, and 5 blogs in one day of the same degativeness is hard to look at.

Like the same political blog written twice every day for a week straight, or someone blogging endlessly about their obsession with death.

The same solution applies to all of them. You know who it is. Which means you know what they're writing about, because the subject never changes. If you don't like it or don't want to discuss it, move on and let them whine every day.

Just my opinion.
Angel178

Jun 22 @ 4:27PM  
Sheesh kjac...If you were going to quote me, you could have at least corrected my spelling mistake for me
Snappygoddess

Jun 22 @ 4:32PM  
My opinion is often rude, but it is obvious that my motives are pure and my cause is to spread a little humor.

And I am in no way trying to make you look otherwise...I guess I just try to look at ALL types of bloggers ways of writing. I find this blogger somewhat abrasive but not much in MD shocks or ticks me off. I blow off a lot of what he's saying because I honestly do not believe he is like that for real...his writing is more for effect.. in my opinion. I could be wrong and I'm certain it won't be the only or last time... just my perception of things.

But YOU, my lady, are a treasure and a scholar. I wouldn't dream of contesting your opinion.

Thank you and if you did.. I would not have a problem with it cause I try not to take things too personally online

Good writing, btw

bardnsage

Jun 22 @ 6:49PM  
What if you filled the container with water,,, and then frooze it -- As the volume of the water expanded with the change of state of the matter, you would have put more than a gallon of water in the gallon container. "Allowing for containor shape and configuration naturally."

Now,, I don't judge the vampire to harshly. Perhaps,,, he likes the laides who find this sexy,,, and you have to admit,,, he is using the right bait for that. There is a sub-culture just for this,,, and if they like it,,, and they are not overstepping the rights afforded to them by being a citizen of this country,,, or breaking any law... then more power to them.

It's the same type of legal allowance,,, that let's the gay's prance around, or the BDSM'ers tie a few folks up and drip hot wax on them, or the MILF crowd that thinks screwing someone 25 years older or younger than you is not just OK, but hot. Some call it the slippery soap of allowance,,, and others will say it's a unavoidable negaitve consequence of the First Ammendment.

But you have to admint,,, the postings tend to weed out the ladies who are not into this culture, and I suppose that they are just what you need to catch a vampiress. I wish him luck,,, the more he can get off the street,,, the better chance I have of not running into them at the bar.
RightWingRepublican

Jun 22 @ 7:36PM  
It's kinda funny that he has all fake info here, but if you go over and look at adult matchdoctor, he has his real info.
he's probably been turned down by all the sluts there, so he comes here to vent.
Angel178

Jun 22 @ 7:57PM  
They are not all sluts there...that is generalizing...
summerbreeze916

Jun 22 @ 8:39PM  
fightingirish04.......Let me first say that you are a very good writer. There have been several blogs written in here that do not interest me in the least. I have a choice to skip over those blogs. If there is a comment posted to a blog that I have written, and I don't like said comment, I can delete it. I personally have never done so, because I believe that it is more than okay to disagree. Heck! I may even change my mind when 'seen through somebody else's eyes'! We can also block certain people from having any contact at all with us.

Now....I will add to that very first statement that I made above. Drac is also a very good writer. He is a talented poet, and he is extremely intelligent. I believe he writes the way he does to catch our attention....and it works. He caught yours, didn't he? For those of us who have come to 'understand' Drac, we realize that what he writes is 'food for thought'. He writes things for us to really think about. He wants us riled for a purpose. It is so we hopefully take a stand and join together and fight for what we truly believe in. Sadly, we are a country divided.....and we have done it to ourselves. WE are the Government.......but who, in actuality, is governing us? A select few, I'm afraid. I could go on and on about this, but I will not.

One last thing about something else, though. Just because you do not actually see something yourself, does not mean it absolutely does not exist. After all.......you believe in GOD!

legacy1

Jun 22 @ 9:13PM  
It's kinda funny that he has all fake info here, but if you go over and look at adult matchdoctor

And what were you doing over there then? Very interesting...
RightWingRepublican

Jun 22 @ 9:23PM  
Its called google ding dong.
I have a knack for finding things.
I'm not a slut, therefore i'm not on adult MD.

Generalizing, maybe. But go have a look for yourself. nasty stuff
adonair

Jun 22 @ 9:38PM  
Ever wonder what language some people would speak if they didn't have profanity?

I didn't quote the entire blog but just know that I agree with every word and couldn't have said it better. I have never read any of his rantings because I didn't want to show another hit to his blog but I don't think I had to read anything to get the gist of his whole sad life. Just the picture alone is a total turn off. What could he have to say that would interest LIVE people. Just the language that shows in the beginning of his blog told me I didn't want to read the rest of it.
I love what you said and agree whole heartedly.
Angel178

Jun 22 @ 9:45PM  
If I have a profile over there...does that automatically make me a slut?

I never said that it wasn't a nasty place......just saying...please don't generalize the people that are on there.
jentoblues101

Jun 22 @ 10:06PM  
Kyle, thank buddha you're back.

Now, what was it like having something all gooey-sweet occupy you're body, writing sickeningly nice blogs about babies and furry, big-eyed animals and bee-u-tiful flowers?
Fender

Jun 22 @ 10:52PM  
I'm not a slut, therefore i'm not on adult MD.

I went on ADM...Wrote some blogs, blogged it here, blogged it there.

Drac likes attetion and uses the shock factor to get it. Plain and simple.
peachskin

Jun 23 @ 1:52AM  
America, the beautiful, land of the free - thanks for showing me your true face (well, at least one!) ... see, me too:
I have a knack for finding things.
So
Generalizing, maybe. But go have a look for yourself. nasty stuff
and here it comes:

look at adult matchdoctor ... all the sluts there...
I'm not a slut, therefore i'm not on adult MD.

How priviledged you are, knowing it all and telling the world - congrats ... sure needed that to find my RIGHT way
RightWingRepublican

Jun 23 @ 10:08AM  
thanks for showing me your true face (well, at least one!)

I don't owe you anything. Who are you?


How priviledged you are, knowing it all and telling the world - congrats

So you have a AMD account with your boobs plastered all over it? Of course you do.
Don't get so offended peachy, being desperate is nothing to be ashamed of.

Angel178

Jun 23 @ 10:58AM  
Wow...that was a little harsh.
You don't really know what or if she even has a picture there...so, let's not turn this thing catty, ok?
RightWingRepublican

Jun 23 @ 11:57AM  
Her statement was far more catty.

America, the beautiful, land of the free - thanks for showing me your true face (well, at least one!)

Trying to make it seem that she found something bad about me is ridiculous.
I'd like to see a link to that.

making false statements is more harsh than what i had to say.

Someone just sent me a link to hers, and i was correct. Go figure.

peachskin

Jun 23 @ 12:09PM  
Hey MsAlwaysRight,

you forgot to bash me because of my wrong believes, my other assumed motives and my weight also ... go ahead, I dont want you to feel bad today
RightWingRepublican

Jun 23 @ 12:12PM  
you forgot to bash me because of my wrong believes, my other assumed motives and my weight also

Don't care what you believe, don't care about your motives and don't care about your weight either.
Believe me, you're not even a blip on my radar.

I never feel bad.
My life is great.

Hope you have a fantastic day yourself.
legacy1

Jun 23 @ 4:19PM  
Don't care what you believe, don't care about your motives and don't care about your weight either.
Believe me, you're not even a blip on my radar.



It's interesting though how you can make comments about people and their choices in life but the nails come when it is turned on you...if you can't take it...don't dish it....

It's so great MD decided to open up the blog comments again...cuz I can do this all night...like other things...I am heading to AMD right now...you know looking for those nasty sluts you keep talking about...
RightWingRepublican

Jun 23 @ 7:21PM  
.if you can't take it...don't dish it....
Can't take what? Can't take people online saying stupid things? I can dish it and take it.

.you know looking for those nasty sluts you keep talking about.
Of course you are
kjac

Jun 23 @ 7:37PM  
Speaking of sluts, I have recently discovered in the forums that everyone who's not Christian is a whore.

So all of you non-Christians like me who aren't getting any, it sucks to be you.
Angel178

Jun 23 @ 8:03PM  
Wow, this is worse than peeking in at the religious or the political threads.
skyscraper948

Jun 30 @ 1:28PM  
This is a blog on a dating site. If you're immortal and damned to rule the night with your mystical powers of...whatever....keep your silly and demented blatherings to yourself. Your poetry sucks. Your picture is kinda gay. You are NOT... I repeat.... You are NOT a vampire. Get some help. Get a job. Go do...something...that doesn't involve nauseating real people who just think you're pathetic and weird. Not in an entertaining way, either. Just...dumb.

this is the funniest sh*t i've read in a while. Thanks for the laugh.



skyscraper948

Jun 30 @ 1:52PM  
nasty sluts

Where? Where? WHERE?!?!?!?!



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