You Are CORRECT, Sir..!!! posted 6/23/2009 11:30:48 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

fightingirish04

Since I DVR a metric TON of crap while I'm working and watch it when I get home, I thought I'd take a break from bashing real people and take a few swings at the make believe people living in my television.....

Ed McMahon is dead. The beloved old fart who is probably best known for being the giggling sidekick for Johnny Carson a thousand years ago passed away. He never did bring me a gi-normous Pubisher's Clearinghouse prize check. Maybe he left it to me in his will.

Somebody FINALLY punched Perez Hilton in his idiotic mouth. I regret that it wasn't me. People who get famous for simply talking trash about actually talented people should be beaten, daily. His crying video post was so hilarious, I wanted to send the Black Eyed Peas a check to cover their legal bills...and a donation so that they might go back and hit him again. Go back in the closet, Perez.

Jon & Kate Plus Eight "stars" (Jon and Kate) are getting a divorce. I pay 20% of my take-home in the form of child support for one adorable little boy. How much is it going to cost this guy to support eight (8) little ones? If he's moving out, I hope there is a refrigerator box in an alley he can live in. If he ever gets a job, his paychecks are going to be negative amounts. I hope his new 23 year-old girlfriend can support him!

Why does Iran think that the world cannot see them? Let's say there are 10,000 people in your opponent's hometown. If you are the incumbent candidate, it would just make sense to stuff that town's voter boxes with 100 million votes for yourself. The winner could then make a victory speech saying, "Not only did he LOSE the vote in his hometown, but every person who ever lived in that town since the dawn of time came back from the dead to vote against him! I am obviously the fair winner of this election! Now, who would like to buy some gorgeous oceanfront property in Tehran?"

Is the day-before-humpday just a heavy petting day???

Kyle~

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