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posted 6/23/2009 8:27:42 PM |
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1) Thou shall get pissed off when a rich drunk gets 30 days for killing someone.

2) Thou shall find a way to vent anger that doesn't involve trying to pretend you're a hero or a victim.

3) Thou shall be honest and admit MD does not have 700 members that are part of Mensa.

4) Thou shall live your life without heeding the doomsday hopes of others.

5) Thou shall read and watch every book and movie you protest against.

6) Thou shall treat every gaping wound as such, and minor wound as it is.

7) Thou shall hold the life of a human higher than that of a dog.

8) Thou shall heed the advice of doctors over old books when it comes to medical care.

9) Thou shall remember the fallen with honor, but not with rose-colored glasses.

10) Thou shall laugh in the face of ignorance, if only to further expose them.

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Comments:
1frantastic

Jun 23 @ 8:31PM  
and thou shall make sense when posting a blog...
kjac

Jun 23 @ 8:54PM  
Why should I? If everyone else can blather nonsensically, why can't I?

For I am the whore of Babalon (wherever that is) and my heart has been taken by the impurities of those around me. All will kneel before the mighty smiter as the world trembles before him.
street

Jun 23 @ 8:57PM  
Thou shall pay no more than $150 for GFE in the VIP upstairs room at the strip bar !!!
RainSongSpirit

Jun 23 @ 9:04PM  
thou shall kill me now
lucy8

Jun 23 @ 9:46PM  
1. Never obey anyone's command unless it is coming from within you also.
2. There is no God other than life itself.
3. Truth is within you, do not search for it elsewhere.
4. Love is prayer.
5. To become a nothingness is the door to truth. Nothingness itself is the means, the goal and attainment.
6. Life is now and here.
7. Live wakefully.
8. Do not swim – float.
9. Die each moment so that you can be new each moment.
10. Do not search. That which is, is. Stop and see.
jcarolina

Jun 23 @ 9:53PM  
The only one I have a problem with is the glasses. I believe that should be left to the individual. Ronnie Milsap wears them, and I don't think anyone should be able to tell him he can't.

I do have a question about the last one. Is ignorance singular or plural? I'm not familiar with this usage of the word. I figure you meant ignorants, but if there are people round here claiming to be Mensa members, I wasn't one of them.
Fender

Jun 23 @ 10:24PM  
3) Thou shall be honest and admit MD does not have 700 members that are part of Mensa.

Never!

RightWingRepublican

Jun 23 @ 11:34PM  
Thou shalt not post their own stupid list on someone else's blog.
HopelesslyHopeful

Jun 23 @ 11:43PM  
Boy, I was sort of with you, up until that doctor talk.

Most advice in old books is time-tested Some of it is still crap! But, I got a lot more help from them than from doctors!

Come to think of it, though, most of them were written by doctors or about doctors and their advice, so that is sort of 'yaye' and 'naye' at once to your idea
bardnsage

Jun 24 @ 1:42AM  
Thou shall pay no more than $150 for GFE in the VIP upstairs room at the strip bar !!!
Dang,,, a girl friend that would go huddle up in a room at the strip bar,,, is quite an experience.

As far as the OP,,,,

Who is whore of Obamalon?
Herodotus

Jun 24 @ 1:48AM  
Thou shall be honest and admit MD does not have 700 members that are part of Mensa.

Are there actually 700 members?
burnslikethesun

Jun 28 @ 3:13AM  
8) Thou shall heed the advice of doctors over old books when it comes to medical care.
So true, I tried to reset a separated shoulder received while doing a keg stand.
Didn't work, but I learned how to base a turkey.
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