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posted 6/24/2009 12:06:21 AM |
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  phantom53

Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to
her acceptance Sandy had to
confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Herb that she suffered a disease
that left her breasts at the maturity of
a 12 year old..

He stated that it was OK because he loved her
sooo much.
However, Herb felt this was also the time for him
to open up and admit that the had a
deformity too.
Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said
'I too have a problem.
My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope
you could deal with that once we are married.'

She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to
live with your infant size winky.'

'Sandy and Herb got married and they could
not wait for the honeymoon.
Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they
started touching and teasing, holding one another.

As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she
began to scream and ran out of the room!
Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, 'You told me your winky was the
size of an infant!'

'Yes, it is....
7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long

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Comments:
ANGRY_MUPPET

Jun 24 @ 12:10AM  
snidegrass

Jun 24 @ 12:19AM  
you get an A plus.
MrPaul

Jun 24 @ 12:23AM  
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Jun 24 @ 12:38AM  
matisse731

Jun 24 @ 12:43AM  
That was funny-kinda sick-but funny
john49887

Jun 24 @ 9:47AM  
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