http://www.femalefreedom.ca/
Pmates give women the freedom to discreetly pee standing up
Have you ever found yourself in a dirty, unhygienic port-a-potty?
Have you ever had a full bladder with no bathroom in sight?
Have you ever been afraid to pull down your pants to squat and pee and risk being seen or peeing on your shoes?
Then the P-Mate is for you!
* The P-Mate is a revolutionary way for women to pee discreetly without having to pull down their pants and squat.
* The P-Mate allows women to pee standing up.
* The P-Mate is the most amazing female urinary device.
* The P-Mate gives women the freedom to pee like men.
* The P-Mate is clean and hygienic.
* The P-Mate is covered with a 4-leaf clover design as it is good luck to have one with you when you are in need.
* The P-Mate does NOT get all wet and soggy after use. You can easily slip it back into a pocket or bag for later disposal if you are outdoors where there is no garbage can.
P-Mate was invented by a creative Dutch woman. They allow girls and women of all ages the ability to neatly pee standing up.
The P-Mate is basically like a cardboard shoe with the toe cut off. You place the entrance of the 'shoe' directly under your urethra, between your legs, pee into the shoe and then make sure that the hole at the toe end is funnelling the urine out somewhere other than on your feet.
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hoftner
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Jun 24 @ 10:51AM
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 .... The P-Mate is covered with a 4-leaf clover design as it is good luck to have one with you when you are in need"...
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texasgirl8585
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Jun 24 @ 10:52AM
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justme836
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Jun 24 @ 10:59AM
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I don't think I have room for a shoe in my panties. How is that discreet? Then I get to slip it back into my pocket? 
I think I'll just take my chances of someone seeing my naked butt. 
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Herodotus
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Jun 24 @ 11:00AM
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Call me squeamish if you like but thats way too much information for me. Just to prove my point here's a video.
P mate
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ttomtarr
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Jun 24 @ 11:07AM
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Be sure to send this on to Barty. You two seem to share a common fascination.
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hoftner
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Jun 24 @ 11:07AM
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 thanx for the vid...thats great
I hope she makes a Million! $$
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edthepoet
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Jun 24 @ 11:10AM
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Here, I thought four-leaf clover were for luck, who knew,lol
Now, I can't imagine that any women would put it back in thier pocket or purse, please please please tell me I am right,lol
Imagine a woman trying get her keys and this thing fall out, good luck trying to explain that,lol
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edthepoet
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Jun 24 @ 11:14AM
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First, I don't know who barty is and who would be fascinated by this.
You have to admit this is funny as shit,lol
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 24 @ 11:15AM
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That would be awesome for a windy night in the woods.
I hate it when it comes back at you. Like the saying goes, never piss into the wind.
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hoftner
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Jun 24 @ 11:20AM
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Imagine a woman trying get her keys and this thing fall out, good luck trying to explain that,lol .....
Oh heck, Ed, after us Men; seeing tampons fall out of purses of Women over the years,we wouldnt even blink......
all they would have to say is; Golden shower, anyone?
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 24 @ 11:25AM
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I seriously went back to look at it again.
It's like a cardboard penis.. i didn't noticed the hole in the tip before.
Why is this so freakin intriguing?
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edthepoet
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Jun 24 @ 11:29AM
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Hofnter, you know how Murphy law would work, after the woman pee bag feel ot while trying to get the keys, they would land on it and pop it,lol
Murphy can be cruel,lol
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edthepoet
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Jun 24 @ 11:31AM
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Ttomtarr, It's turns out, Rwr who you meant,lol
Give her credit for having a great sense of humor.
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justme836
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Jun 24 @ 11:50AM
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I watched the video. She uses it twice? I would be laughing so hard the first time I know it would be a mess. Since I ordered some I will let you know.
Guys if you see this, a tampon, a condom, etc. fall out of a woman's purse........ Don't ask her to explain. We don't explain our cosmetics so why explain this? 
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ceecee1952
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Jun 24 @ 12:01PM
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you can fold your own out of a paper plate if you know origami....
another poem from ed?
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edthepoet
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Jun 24 @ 12:18PM
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Since you asked cecee, here's the poem about this product
To pee or not to pee is the question
To stand or sit is your own answer
Hit your shoes or miss them is the question
Just don't put it back in your shoe is the answer
Trucker cheap thrill is the question
Hiding behind the tree is the answer
Feeling the freedom men have is the question
Letting keep that freedom is the answer
P-mate for peeing is the question
P-mate for women is better serve meaning playmate is the answer
Toss it away or save is the question
The answer is what kind of question is that.
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ceecee1952
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Jun 24 @ 12:23PM
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aww (swoon, gasp, heart pulsing...)
your poems are always so romantic, ed
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sweetxy
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Jun 24 @ 1:01PM
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You have to admit this is funny ......,lol
Thank you for the humor you brought here 
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dizzydoll
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Jun 24 @ 1:13PM
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Cynbaby
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Jun 24 @ 4:07PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, nasty, put it back in your pocket 
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