No this is not a cover story for some-thin else, i. e. Gov. Sanford ....
The other night, while in a State Forrest, I heard on the radio it was; "National take a hike ,nude day" I laughed at first, ... and then I began to consider; "could I do it?" After all, I do remember streaking a McDonald's in the 70's, and skinny dipping several times, as well.....But it has been many years , since the last naked plunge, besides now I'm all"Grown- up", and need to act accordingly.............. Then, ( Ho d dough!!...ho d dough!!)... ...it hit me...."Grown UP!!!" Me!...well that maybe so..... but, I'm not grow-in old!!!
With that realization feeding my adrenal glands, I looked around to see who was around,,(funny how we do that before we take off our clothes) with no one in sight or sound in the darkness of the night; ( my camping companions had retired to the tent)... I removed all of my clothing......At first thought, I was going to take my shorts along the hike with me "just in case".......Then I thought, Nope! I'm gonna bump this up a notch!... So, I tossed all my clothing into my tent,and off I went, onto my two mile hike in the dark forrest...buck naked, with the exception of my flip flops I had on my feet.
In the first 100 yards, I'm sure; I must have turned my head around to check," if anyone could see me" every 2 or 3 steps.....The further I got away from my clothes, the more strange and vulnerable I began to feel, and .... well I felt ..naked! loll!....But I continued to push forward through the trail.....I imagined,and planned what I would do if a skitter bit my peter, ...and I wondered if a lighting bug would land on my pubes, and illuminate the attack.....
Then, an amazing thing began to happen about 15 minutes into the hike. I began to smile,....I could feel the gentle sensation of the night breeze embracing parts of my body that were a virgin to this kind of magical caress....I stood in all my nude glory, gazing up at the stars, and the tops of the trees,and I felt connected, a oneness with them.Besides the crickets and frogs, and an occasional flip-flop sound of my shoes; the forrest was loud with quiet . I felt a deep satisfaction in my soul, and a gratefulness to myself for ; NOT, choosing to grow old......
So, yes I strolled through the park...naked, and although I didn't get to blast an attacking skitter, with my flo-max propelled urine bomb,or watch a lighting bug play sentry illuminating my pubes.I must say;.......... I enjoyed it!!!
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missliss78
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Jun 24 @ 11:21PM
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 You & your pubes, hoft.
Great blog, man! 
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HopelesslyHopeful
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Jun 25 @ 12:24AM
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Nope! You had your shoes on; it doesn't count. Do it again!
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observed50
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Jun 25 @ 8:35AM
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There's nothing like nekkid outside!
I lived on a farm near Iowa City for 11 years while teaching at the U. The house sat in a grove of silver maples, .2 of a mile off the road, in the middle of a corn field.
One doesn't have such a place a mile away from everybody...and not spend a lot of summers....nekkid.
It changes how one thinks about just grabbin a hose and cooling down after several hours working in the yard or gardens...
Congrats on the flip-floppin...so to speak.
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edthepoet
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Jun 25 @ 8:57AM
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Unless there's a woman around being naked seem useless,lol
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hoftner
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Jun 25 @ 11:30AM
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observed 50 said "Congrats on the flip-floppin...so to speak. "
Thanx, great line!!....I'm lookin foward to flip flopin again
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Fayvorite
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Jun 25 @ 12:13PM
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Good for you to air it out and enjoy the nature, Thumbs UP.
Being from FL, never heard a quiet forest, the sound of the night here is very loud with all the creeper critters that wake and sing through out the evening, however it is still enjoyable because it is so different than the city noises.
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misschoos
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Jun 25 @ 12:48PM
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pinkypaula2
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Jun 26 @ 8:43AM
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when i lived with my ex/bf he lived on 5 acres land we would set out at night in the nude gazing the stars,moon and of corse other things  
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Purplemix1
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Jun 26 @ 10:19AM
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OMG, I just never seem prepared for your blogs,lol,,,,,, but i have to admit ,, there is always something in them, that causes me to chuckle.. wonder what it was this time,lol,,,,,,,i'm not telling you.... 
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Timber52
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Jul 14 @ 11:54PM
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Wish I could give you all of my Kudos!!
Great Blog!!!
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Heart2Heart453
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Jul 25 @ 7:23PM
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  you keep roaming around in the buff I might take up camping! 
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