Disclaimer: I would never actually physically attack someone unless they threatened me or my family. So don't take this too literally, it's just a joke and all in good fun. And, it honestly has nothing to do with them as people, their talents (or lack thereof) or their political views. A better headline perhaps would be "10 People who i don't care for the look on their face." idk, i have a twisted sense of humor and i'm in a weird mood this morning. 
Ok, so here goes... and feel free to add people to this list...
10. Matthew McConaughey
9. The "Can you hear me now?" guy from the verizon commercials
8. Glenn Beck
7. Criss Angel
6. Carlos Mencia
5. Any of the Gotti Boys from "Growing up Gotti"
4. Ben Affleck
3. Matthew Lesko (You know, the guy with the rainbow-colored question mark suit who runs around in those commercials like he just did a pound of crystal meth telling you about government grant money you can get to do things like start your own business or market an invention?)
2. Tom Cruise
And the winner...
1. Sean Hannity
~cheers
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Fender
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Jun 26 @ 10:14AM
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I'm just glad to have something original to read this morning...
Any of the Gotti Boys from "Growing up Gotti"
They annoy me too with their perfectly plucked eyebrows and fur coats....WTF?
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skyscraper948
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Jun 26 @ 10:20AM
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They annoy me too with their perfectly plucked eyebrows and fur coats....WTF?
hmmmm... yea, they probably should be higher on the list now that i think about it. They are much more offensive than Matthew Lesko.
I picture them hanging out at a gay bar called The Toolbox.
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Fender
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Jun 26 @ 10:24AM
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OMG, I can so see that...Yet the little girls love them...I alway's thought guys with nicer eyebrows than mine are, um, you know 
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ttomtarr
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Jun 26 @ 10:34AM
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They don't annoy me at all, in fact I never heard of 9 of the 10.
I suggest you plant an axe in the center of your TV.
End of that and much more aggrivation !
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Fayvorite
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Jun 26 @ 10:36AM
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Matthew McConaughey is on my list too but it is a very different "to do" list.
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skyscraper948
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Jun 26 @ 10:37AM
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I suggest you plant an axe in the center of your TV.
You are absolutely right.
And i would, but my daughter would complain about not being able to watch the Little Einsteins. 
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snidegrass
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Jun 26 @ 10:37AM
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i'm making a list, i'm making it twice,
i'm gonna get those bastards for bein
naughty and nice. right on.
some guys do they got a list
a hit list, ten miles long,
of all those who had wronged them.
see i didn't dig AA that much,because
i was supposed to make a list
of those i had harmed. bullshit.
those mother f***ing sons of bitches
had been f***in with me and my family
for f***in millions of years. but pa
said, if you're goin out for revenge
take two shovels. lee van cleef said,
revenge is a dish to be eaten cold.
hot lead louie said revenge should eaten pipin hot.
i mean i could go on and on. but kinda
from the sleazy ez which is this
whole sector of the galaxy, i'll just
let god handle it. he'll take care of it,
if the bonnano crime family doesn't.
and the united states secret service
doesn't or the f.b.i. don't.
cause people are gettin in real sour moods.
justice pie? know justice, know peace?
yeah sure. and they got the cure eh?
back to the cracker barrel to have
graham crackers and milk.
i gotta take it ez, next thing you know
i'll be doing like 200 thousand years
to 40 trillion years in eternal hellfire.
dr. strangelove. 'we'll meet again some sunny day'.
thank god its cold. i hate the heat. nice and cool like.
cool hand luke i ain't. i am not paul newman. or saul oldman.
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skyscraper948
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Jun 26 @ 10:39AM
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Matthew McConaughey is on my list too but it is a very different "to do" list.
I know, I know. The ladies love him.
And those acting skills, wow! Would I be going too far if I said he was the greatest actor of all time? I mean, it must take so much concentration to sound exactly the same.... ALL THE TIME. He must have gone to school with Keanu Reeves.
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jcarolina
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Jun 26 @ 10:47AM
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Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell's parents
Tom Cruise's parents
that one guy here, and his parents
Will I Am's manager beat me to Hilton
Hilton's entire family
people that bother Fender
Simon Cowell again.
that guy at Wal-Mart
and Axl Rose
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skyscraper948
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Jun 26 @ 10:50AM
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Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell's parents
Tom Cruise's parents
that one guy here, and his parents
Will I Am's manager beat me to Hilton
Hilton's entire family
people that bother Fender
Simon Cowell again.
that guy at Wal-Mart
and Axl Rose
omg... axl rose. i forgot about him. ok... correction... he replaces Carlos Mencia at #6.
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Fender
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Jun 26 @ 10:59AM
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Matthew McConaughey is on my list too but it is a very different "to do" list.
Here here 
people that bother Fender
I cannot argue with that...
I'd also like to thank the poster for writing a blog that brings back the old fun days at MD.
Bravo...I'd give you another kudo but I'm only allowed one per blog.
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legacy1
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Jun 26 @ 11:09AM
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10. Matthew McConaughey-Really? I think he is a good actor and he really doesn't bother anyone like other Hollywood types of assholes!
9. The "Can you hear me now?" guy from the verizon commercials-Same as above...he is trying to just sell phones and their coverage...now the Chad commericals from Alltel get under my skin!
8. Glenn Beck-I hate the way he tries to make a point but over stressing it...
7. Criss Angel-Great magician...sorry!
6. Carlos Mencia-Bro, us hispanics need all the hero's we can get...our's usually are family outlaws!
5. Any of the Gotti Boys from "Growing up Gotti"-Now the mother I would beat up in a different way...the boys yeah...spoiled punks!
4. Ben Affleck-After seeing Daredevil....I wanted a piece of this guy!
3. Matthew Lesko (You know, the guy with the rainbow-colored question mark suit who runs around in those commercials like he just did a pound of crystal meth telling you about government grant money you can get to do things like start your own business or market an invention?)
2. Tom Cruise-Yes strange and his religion to boot but his early films were way cool...c'mon who didn't love Risky Buisness? I know as a teenage boy I did and probably for all of the wrong reason's!
And the winner...
1. Sean Hannity-This guy I WOULD love to kick his ass...string him up and beat him like pinata...
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iglooo101
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Jun 26 @ 11:10AM
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I want to punch 
this year's PERFORMANCE 
of teams participating at the
"FIFA confederations cup South Africa 2009"...
their performance is really low and LOUSY this year....
I wonder what is the real reason behind this poor performance....
Brasilian team was playing like.....it was their 1st time to see a football.....
Yes, best thing....
"ttomtarrI suggest you plant an axe in the center of your TV." 
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CHARLIgurl1
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Jun 26 @ 11:22AM
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Parez Hilton, I think thats his name.. the one who caused all the problems for Miss california..
yeah.. him.
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Wing_Zero_75
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Jun 26 @ 11:47AM
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Sky, I am disapointed in you, I didnt see supreme on your list anywhere.
ILarry
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Sweetheart83446
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Jun 26 @ 11:47AM
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You left out Spencer Pratt and Mylie Cyrus...
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skyscraper948
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Jun 26 @ 11:50AM
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Sky, I am disapointed in you, I didnt see supreme on your list anywhere.
nah, he's like #50.
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CHARLIgurl1
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Jun 26 @ 11:50AM
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Parez Hilton, I think thats his name.. the one who caused all the problems for Miss california..
yeah.. him
Oh I forgot.. someone already did.
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jcarolina
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Jun 26 @ 11:55AM
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I forgot to add the disclaimer:
I really would punch Perez Hilton, because I can't stand a guy that acts like a woman but tries to act like a man( a mouthy punk/man ) and gets punched like a man but goes back to acting like a woman.
extra disclaimer: women should never, under any circumstances get punched. emphasis only on man ACTS like a woman.
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hellosue2009
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Jun 26 @ 11:58AM
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I cant watch THE VIEW - I'd like to punch all of them, well maybe just a little slap.
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Bionic_Angel
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Jun 26 @ 12:01PM
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And those acting skills, wow! Would I be going too far if I said he was the greatest actor of all time? I mean, it must take so much concentration to sound exactly the same.... ALL THE TIME. He must have gone to school with Keanu Reeves.
Supremebiggot is definitely top of my list of people I want to punch in the face TODAY! RWR comes a close second. I'm hoping they'll elope and give each other hell for the rest of their lives and leave the rest of us alone. I had hoped both might be on your list. Then again, you wouldn't want to break any rules now would you, leave that to me. 
Thanks for the laugh.
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edthepoet
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Jun 26 @ 12:02PM
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Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate Billy Mays who does those annoying screaming commercials which I hate
I was trying to hide my feelings towards him,lol
I want to beat the hell out of him for two years straight or for each time his stupid ass is on,lol
After I am done with him, lookout supremebeing,lol
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illusion790
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Jun 26 @ 12:04PM
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Billy Mays , Oxiclean guy and all those other annoying commercials 
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skyscraper948
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Jun 26 @ 12:25PM
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Billy Mays
omg... i forgot about him... correction ppl.... Billy Mays goes to #2, replacing tom cruise. The worst part about him is his phony dyed beard. Who the hell is he trying to kid with that? That is not a natural human hair color.
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john49887
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Jun 26 @ 1:05PM
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Wolf Blitzer.
Also add the next SOBs who mention Paris Hilton, that Spears bimbo and Lindsay Lohan!
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edthepoet
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Jun 26 @ 1:09PM
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How did you forget about Billy Mays,lol
But, at least you corrected yourself,lol
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skyscraper948
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Jun 26 @ 1:36PM
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You left out Spencer Pratt and Mylie Cyrus...
Spencer Pratt would make my top 25, but not top 10. As for miley cyrus... I didnt put any women on the list because that wouldn't be funny. Men punching women isn't comical even in the abstract. (And besides, if it was, Ann Coulter would be #1)
But Miley's father... definitely wouldn't mind gettin a piece of the man responsible for Achey Breaky Heart.
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 26 @ 3:26PM
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Sky, you're knocking Ann again? Geez, give the lady a break.
(is it me, or does she look like a skeleton to you?)
I want to slap Smiling Bob. Remember the guy who takes the male enhancement pills and smiles all the damn time????? That guy makes me want to fist fight.
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skyscraper948
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Jun 26 @ 3:36PM
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Sky, you're knocking Ann again? Geez, give the lady a break.
(is it me, or does she look like a skeleton to you?
She does bear a striking resemblance to a skeleton. Least of her problems though if you ask me...
i mean...
yes, mistress.
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 26 @ 5:19PM
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You've been a good boy today. Maybe i'll let you take the duct tape off.
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Herodotus
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Jun 27 @ 2:14AM
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Good choise with Simon Cowell but Piers Morgan should definitely be on the list
The petrol head Jeremy Clarkson should also be there and can I add his buddy the midget Richard Hammond
There has to be room for the professional toff Hugh Grant too
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skyscraper948
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Jun 27 @ 8:29AM
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Maybe i'll let you take the duct tape off.
You goin soft on me RWR? I think you might be forgetting that you think im a liberal.
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 27 @ 11:40AM
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Going soft? Not a chance, I didn't mention that i would be whipping you with a chain after i remove the tape did i?
Oh no, i never forget something like that.
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skyscraper948
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Jun 27 @ 1:13PM
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Going soft? Not a chance, I didn't mention that i would be whipping you with a chain after i remove the tape did i?
ahhhhhhh, didnt think so... just checkin.
Oh no, i never forget something like that.
ok.... serious question(s)... 1. What makes you think im and liberal? And 2. Would you really never date someone because of their political views?
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 27 @ 4:45PM
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. What makes you think im and liberal? And 2. Would you really never date someone because of their political views?
1) because you like it when i spank you.
2) I turn down people because of their views. MD is a tiny little tip of what i do Politically. I need someones support, not opposition. I'm very active with Conservative groups and need someone who will stand next to me. i'm also Christian and even though i have a mouth like a sailor, i am a practicing Christian. You can't be one and still support the Liberals beliefs. it truly is one or the other.
but i can still gag you and duct tape you.
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illusion790
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Jun 27 @ 7:18PM
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may I add? Paula Dean from the Food Network
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Sherrybaby412
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Jun 28 @ 1:06PM
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YOu can take Billy Mays off your list. God beat you to it. He died today.
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dustcloud
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Jun 28 @ 11:05PM
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most of those people I never heard of.
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ttomtarr
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Jun 28 @ 11:36PM
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One more mention of sailors and I'll show you how we really say it ! 
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kjac
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Jun 28 @ 11:48PM
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10) Glen Jacobs. I always wondered what a chokeslam would really feel like.
9) Kevin Costner. How does that prick keep finding work?
8) Michael Myers. No, you were never funny.
7) Brett Favre. At this point, who doesn't?
6) Pat Robertson. A hate filled fraud who the world would be better off without.
5) Phil Savage. Another fraud, only with even less brainpower.
4) Michael Jackson. No, not the dead kid-f***er. The former WR for the Browns.
3) Billy Ray Cyrus. Why was he allowed to procreate?
2) Rush Limbaugh. Leader? You're a shill. Nothing more, nothing less.
1) Dr. Mark S. Lepi. Just because you're not worth the electric chair doesn't mean I wouldn't knock your teeth out.
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skyscraper948
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Jun 29 @ 9:06AM
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You can't be one and still support the Liberals beliefs. it truly is one or the other.
ahhhhhhh... interesting. I've been waiting for you to say that RWR. I'm not sure whether to be insulted or laugh. I'm writing a blog especially for you. check it out....
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