With all the stuff going on in the world, I'm just trying to get by. Yes, I understand the importance of what is happening in Iran and the middle east. The fact is that I'm more concerned with paying my power bill. I think the electric company is more concerned about me paying my power bill than worldly affairs. Maybe I should ask my congressman for bail out money. It seems everyone else is getting bailed out.
Can you imagine what would happen to the world if I decided not to pay my power bill? Nothing. I would be left sitting in the dark and would not know whats going on in the middle east because my television has no power. Osama would still be in hiding and I'd be stumping my toe on the end table and cussing because I could not see anything in the dark.
Hillary has not called me today. I don't think I'm on her mind these days. Could it be she has more important problems? Probably. It would be nice if she would take time out of her busy day and call. It could be a quick phone call just to say hello. The sad truth is that Hillary does not even know that I'm alive. I probalby won't lose any sleep over it.
I thought about going over to Iran and protest. Two things kept me from going, Gas money and the fear of being shot in the head. I guess it's a good thing I don't have the gas money to go over there. My table cloth has a stain on it so I could not use it as a turbin anyway. Oh well.
It's been a long time since I've been on matchdoctor. I've not read anything on here about how to repair my match. Thats the reason I use a lighter. Yea, smoking is bad for my health and I need to stop doing it. Smoking killed my cousin. He reached down in the floorboard of his car to pick up his lighter and ran into a train. I don't know if the driver of the train was smoking. If he was he would not have died from smoking because he did not have a scratch on him. Don't know why my cousin was driving on a train track. Blind people should never drive. We told him that a thousand times. Sorry, I made a mistake, he was deaf and not blind.
I've bored you enough. Now you can go back to looking for that perfect match. Your soul mate or someone who will claim to be. I'm not dead yet so I don't look for my soul mate. Maybe I should look for my life mate. Does that sound gay?
Later
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