I've been listening to all the talk about prostitutes on Craigslist, so I decided to check it out.
Sure enough there is a section that appears to offer sex for money. Actually you only pay for "modeling sevices" or "companionship" and anything else that happens is purely coincidental. ok
I found one lovely lady whose rate is $300 per half hour. $300 FOR A HALF HOUR!!! What could she possibly do in a half hour that is worth $300? The last time I made $300 in a half hour I sold a kidney. Actually I guess you can't say I really made that money in a half hour because it took me 30 some years to grow that kidney. My neighbor offered me $300 to paint her house and that is going to take me way longer than a half hour.
I can't think of anything off the top of my head that you could do in a half hour that is worth $300.
But, I'm nothing if not a schemer. I thought of a way that this ladies rates just mght work.
She had a phone # listed so I gave her a call. At first she sounded like she might be a 80 year old whiskey drinking smoker, but as soon as I mentioned her cragslist ad her voice became smooth and silky.
HER: Oh, yes, my craigslist ad. You won't be disappointed...
ME: Hmmm...I was wondering, do you have anything like a punchcard program?
HER: Punchcard? What? Ummmm...well I do offer dicounts to repeat customers.
ME: That wasn't quite what I had in mind.
HER: MMM What did you have in mind, sugar?
ME: See what I was thinking, you charge $300 for 30 minutes. What if instead of buying a 30 minute session, I bought a punch card with like 6 spots to punch. then I could just visit you for 5 minutes at a time and each time you could punch another spot on my card. We'd see each other a lot more, and I don't know, it would be like I was a repeat customer, so maybe I could get a discount right off the bat. I'm willing to go $150 for the deal. How does that sound?
She hung up sometime while I was talking.
Oh, well, maybe my neighbor will trade me a punch card for painting her house.
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Wolf36
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Jun 27 @ 9:57AM
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Gee, I wonder if a guy could get a 3 minute special:))) 
Wolf
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 27 @ 10:49AM
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You can get therapy for $300 an hour.  God knows i do.
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ragtopcookie
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Jun 27 @ 10:57AM
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Now are there pictures of these women on this site?.......would hate to think somebody might be renting a pig in a poke........ ......cookie
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 27 @ 11:38AM
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would hate to think somebody might be renting a pig in a poke........
ohhhhhhhhhhhh cookie!
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lurkernomore
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Jun 27 @ 12:16PM
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would hate to think somebody might be renting a pig in a poke
hmmm...if some one did rent a "pig in a poke" we could always call up RWR and she'd slim them down...
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Fayvorite
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Jun 27 @ 12:20PM
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How costly it would be for the poor dude that took a Viagra and got one of those 4 hour bones.
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 27 @ 12:23PM
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hmmm...if some one did rent a "pig in a poke" we could always call up RWR and she'd slim them down...
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dizzydoll
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Jun 27 @ 12:43PM
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caveat emptor - let the buyer beware
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lurkernomore
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Jun 27 @ 12:55PM
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How costly it would be for the poor dude that took a Viagra and got one of those 4 hour bones.
$2400 plus another $10. for the pill. At least that's what I've heard. Not like I would know. I don't take the stuff.
BTW there is an online pharmacy where you can get them for $1.50 a dose. 
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phantom53
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Jun 27 @ 1:23PM
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A beautiful woman walks up to a man in a bar and whispers in his ear...
"Sweetheart, I'll do anything you want for $500"
He says.."Anything?!?!?!"
She says yup..."anything your heart desires"
He says "Cool, here's my address. Come by tomorrow morning and paint my house!"
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edthepoet
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Jun 27 @ 1:48PM
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Lawyers charge more than that and they screw you,lol and guess what there's no great orgasm either,lol
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luneib
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Jun 27 @ 2:37PM
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It could have even been a police woman you were talking to to snare you, you just never know. 
A punch card?
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ElmerFudd445
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Jun 27 @ 3:34PM
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Hey.. there are hookers that get well over 300 bucks an hour.. and sometimes it's just for a date... you don't even make it to the bedroom...
I do like your thought of a punch card system tho.. I wonder if we could get an AARP discounts as well? 
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RightWingRepublican
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Jun 27 @ 4:40PM
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Lawyers charge more than that and they screw you,lol and guess what there's no great orgasm either,lol
I make around $250.00 an hour for my private hire Bartenders and Waitstaff.
But even thats high and only wealthier people hire us at that rate.
that bitch must be raking in the cash huh? If she's legit
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SpiritOrnery
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Jun 27 @ 5:37PM
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IF she gets much work. At those prices, I bet she spends lots of time on the phone with people calling her up and harrassing her, lol!
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